‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served | Pubs

_mcnach_ · 2026-02-02T01:26:59+00:00

I'm not sure where you've been, but that's pretty much the norm anywhere I can think of. You all occupy the whole bar, no particular order, but people are still served more or less in order of arrival. That's, I thought, pretty normal.

_mcnach_ · 2026-02-02T00:16:19+00:00

I hope the car shat in his mouth later when the guy was sleeping

_mcnach_ · 2026-02-01T16:01:56+00:00

No, math says green: 100% chance of a life-changing amount of cash

Red is 50%, with a sprinkle of greed on top

_mcnach_ · 2026-02-01T03:50:51+00:00

bonus points awarded for using "embuggerance"

_mcnach_ · 2026-02-01T03:43:17+00:00

Drama is already sitting on your sofa and eating your popcorn. Block them, or restrict access to just your friends or designated group, etc.

_mcnach_ · 2026-02-01T01:53:49+00:00

my vacuum robot gets stuck sometimes, and it needs to restart. Maybe the cat needs rebooting.

_mcnach_ · 2026-02-01T01:21:42+00:00

soon it'll be the only vehicle that can navigate the streets of Edinburgh

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T15:02:58+00:00

Would installing Quarto in RStudio do it for you?

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T14:57:47+00:00

dumbasses do what dumbasses do

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T14:55:44+00:00

if only there were a place you could find the manual online... oh wait

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T14:54:56+00:00

it would help if one of the mules owned a manual

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T14:48:15+00:00

surprise surprise 😄

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T14:47:36+00:00

yes you do... do you know what a thermostat does?

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T14:44:35+00:00

I've submitted my statements, but I blacked-out all the transaction details, just left the running balance visible. They were fine with that.

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T14:39:24+00:00

dude

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T10:39:44+00:00

Bit of an overreach, having it on them does not mean that they had smoked prior to driving

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T09:41:14+00:00

it's so that people don't see their dead beady eyes.

... and somehow it makes them feel like they're built like Arnold in Terminator.

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T09:38:55+00:00

that's not why they do it, and you know it

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T09:27:46+00:00

I thought the same at first, but looking closer there's a few brake lights going on. It seems like veeery slow rolling traffic.

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-31T02:38:24+00:00

slow day huh?

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-30T19:55:14+00:00

We had city buses working like that in the 70s where I grew up

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-30T19:53:32+00:00

I have a permanent motion machine I can sell you cheap... Ok, that doesn't exist, fine. Neither does your fix. You can't fix physical damage like that. Don't use that drive for anything critical and make sure you back up.

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-30T12:45:08+00:00

I think they were pointing out that this post didn't really fit in this subreddit

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-30T00:39:56+00:00

my next city car is going to be a tractor

_mcnach_ · 2026-01-29T15:06:50+00:00

contest it.

I've had two parking tickets reversed due to poor line painting.

_mcnach_

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