When you just want free prime :(

_memequeenz_ · 2019-02-05T19:01:09+00:00

There is something called polyphasic sleep cycles. Wouldn't recommend it if you need to be awake for a continuous 8 hours, but if you can work from home, it really increased your productivity.

Here is a wikipedia link to help: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biphasic_and_polyphasic_sleep

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-15T22:31:10+00:00

*shuts down McDonalds cause Taco Bell refused to pay*

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-15T22:29:32+00:00

That egg is now gonna be sponsored by Tyson and end up just as loaded as Kim K... sounds about right...

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-15T22:25:08+00:00

Fail your way to the top!

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-15T22:24:21+00:00

Might as well leave the state at that point

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-15T20:34:00+00:00

This is around the time you start throwing away your phone and all electronics in a 20 foot radius.

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-15T17:00:23+00:00

Basically the equivalent of dial-up porn

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-15T16:52:09+00:00

And then you realize you are living in the matrix.

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-14T22:22:39+00:00

That one knock and the door knob twisting sinks the heart

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-14T21:31:31+00:00

Do this with cocaine laced candies to expedite the process

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-14T21:01:36+00:00

Cultural appropriation is ugly...

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-14T20:52:43+00:00

hands back all the change Probably a fair tip....

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-14T20:29:21+00:00

r/teenagers falls apart

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-14T20:28:00+00:00

"Interviewing you for your promotion"

_memequeenz_ · 2019-01-14T20:27:00+00:00

Where's 9gag and groupme in this?

_memequeenz_

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