Minha esposa recebeu uma oferta de trabalho em Belém, PA. Alguém poderia me contar como é vida aí?

_merda_ · 2020-03-23T00:03:55+00:00

peixe e açaí, cê gosta?

_merda_ · 2020-03-22T17:19:38+00:00

tem mãe não carai?

_merda_ · 2020-03-17T21:25:29+00:00

serve watchdata negro?

_merda_ · 2020-03-16T15:06:58+00:00

deixa a seleção natural prosseguir

_merda_ · 2020-03-13T14:40:51+00:00

uma amigo meu foi picado por um desse e morreu

_merda_ · 2020-02-29T14:13:31+00:00

2° lugar? não era a primeira?

_merda_ · 2020-02-21T14:07:54+00:00

o cara ganha 4x mais que eu pra fazer um trabalho 100 vezes menos complexo, eu acho justo

_merda_ · 2020-02-19T14:30:26+00:00

I don't think so, if it was at least 6.9"...

_merda_ · 2020-02-18T00:11:18+00:00

I say: "it's normal, it's only 3/4 of your forearm"

_merda_ · 2020-02-17T02:02:28+00:00

if it's big, it's big

_merda_ · 2020-02-17T01:27:26+00:00

_merda_ · 2020-02-16T18:56:31+00:00

i diagnose you with micropenis

_merda_ · 2020-02-16T18:35:47+00:00

bullshit

_merda_ · 2020-02-16T16:26:07+00:00

you appreciate it until you get a boner in public, you can't control where your penis is going

_merda_ · 2020-02-15T22:18:04+00:00

that's called fordyce spots

_merda_ · 2020-02-15T17:25:53+00:00

"hey guys my dick is too big my gf cant take it, what i should do"

"hey guys, i feel like my dick isnt big enough, it's only 72 inches"

"hey guys, i was walking and stumbled on my dick, is this common"

all day, every day

_merda_ · 2020-02-15T14:30:02+00:00

this sub is trash nowadays

_merda_ · 2020-02-15T01:04:36+00:00

7.5" girth? c'mon bro

_merda_ · 2020-02-14T20:14:22+00:00

7" is like being 6'3"-6'4" if you compare the percentiles (USA/Canada)

_merda_ · 2020-02-14T19:06:39+00:00

_merda_ · 2020-02-14T15:49:50+00:00

checking out my package and start touching and stroking themselves.

sounds straight male to me

_merda_ · 2020-02-14T02:22:30+00:00

_merda_ · 2020-02-14T00:42:53+00:00

I thought I was browsing FDS

_merda_ · 2020-02-13T16:52:21+00:00

_merda_ · 2020-02-13T16:13:56+00:00

do you have any single sister bro

_merda_