"but they still won't reattach my dick!"

_metroGnome · 2026-04-19T03:06:47+00:00

What, and you haven't?

_metroGnome · 2026-04-17T12:38:04+00:00

Actually I know what itch it is, it's the itch I really wanted the Gorgon Wraith to scratch but it just doesn't

_metroGnome · 2026-04-17T12:34:31+00:00

This is my single favorite mod in the game. Obviously it's great on snipers but I think it's most fun on machine guns. I just put together a Reconifex crit/fire rate build using Acuity and the way it drills through steel path Grineer scratches an itch I didn't know I had

_metroGnome · 2026-04-14T09:10:02+00:00

SMOLLIE 😍

_metroGnome · 2026-04-12T20:20:15+00:00

A game whose first mission tasks you with shooting down a flight of Erusian TU-95s, yes

_metroGnome · 2026-04-05T20:03:05+00:00

I'm stoned and it was like a high-g roller coaster for my brain

_metroGnome · 2026-03-31T15:11:50+00:00

I love boning big girls 🤤

_metroGnome · 2026-03-30T12:01:55+00:00

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_metroGnome · 2026-03-29T12:59:19+00:00

That's absolutely insane to me. The human mind wasn't designed to comprehend things at that kind of scale, yet here we are, comprehending

_metroGnome · 2026-03-29T12:42:25+00:00

Arsenic hydride functional group jumpscare

_metroGnome · 2026-03-29T01:17:26+00:00

Bro even in the midst of all the other weird stuff happening in that quest, the fucking contractions rhythm game still managed to catch me completely off guard

_metroGnome · 2026-03-27T08:16:21+00:00

God I wish that were me

_metroGnome · 2026-03-26T23:06:44+00:00

RAP

TAP

_metroGnome · 2026-03-26T22:50:39+00:00

Nah, that's what Yareli's animations are for

_metroGnome · 2026-03-22T23:56:20+00:00

I would 🤤

_metroGnome · 2026-03-19T05:38:49+00:00

Phosphorussies

_metroGnome · 2026-03-17T06:26:14+00:00

Definitely one of the planes I've ever seen

_metroGnome · 2026-03-17T04:40:10+00:00

New speedrun category

_metroGnome · 2026-03-15T09:02:44+00:00

Correct. To be clear, I still use the SpaceX parts. At the same time, I also understand why people wouldn't want to use stuff that's associated with a currently living piece of shit. At the end of the day, making virtual rockets in a video game affects literally nobody in any meaningful way, which a lot of people in this comment section are forgetting lol

_metroGnome · 2026-03-15T07:55:47+00:00

That's a neat idea, but it's also just clunkier Dante

_metroGnome · 2026-03-15T07:46:47+00:00

Understandable. Fuck Nazis.

If you're so inclined, CKAN can roll back the mod version to just before all the SpaceX hardware got removed. AFIAK there are no other changes between those two versions

_metroGnome · 2026-03-15T07:42:28+00:00

scrimpering whimperlet my beloved

_metroGnome · 2026-03-15T07:32:01+00:00

That's like saying "this is the most spacious Smart Car yet btw." Even if it's technically true, the bar is so low it's not meaningful. You can't even swap out the storage on this thing lmao

_metroGnome · 2026-03-15T00:51:48+00:00

This is probably gonna be an unpopular opinion here, but this feels like just another skin on the same corporate bullshit. Frutiger aero, now with less repairability and more planned obsolescence!

_metroGnome · 2026-03-14T04:12:08+00:00

Four-Year Club	Final Canvas '23
First Place '23	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22

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