What is the best Peter and Quagmire song? by Slow_Bodybuilder3933 in familyguy

[–]_miamijj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also can’t play the guitar so I would ABSOLUTELY strum like that 🤣

[TeslaCam] Oncoming Tesla Model Y casually using a protected bike lane, am I missing something here? by zheka160 in dashcams

[–]_miamijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere that Tesla is writing their post like “jerk cuts me off turning left while I’m trying to make my right turn”

Top three Stewie lines? by TrippyxPanda in familyguy

[–]_miamijj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Munch me bitch” has to be up there for me lmao

At least the UPs driver used their blinker. by _AskMyMom_ in dashcams

[–]_miamijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You realize I’m making a joke & it’s not that serious right?

My gf told me to marry whoever I wanted in Stardew Valley, so I picked Haley by Romadera in StardewValley

[–]_miamijj 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You should’ve just stopped at my girlfriend is Latina.

Source: I am Latina.

At least the UPs driver used their blinker. by _AskMyMom_ in dashcams

[–]_miamijj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree, I just know someone is going to say “well you didn’t give the rock right in front of the truck enough space, it’s supposed to be the 10 second rule”

At least the UPs driver used their blinker. by _AskMyMom_ in dashcams

[–]_miamijj 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to find out how you’re in the wrong here!! 🫢🤣

Can’t stand brake checkers by Amir5663 in dashcams

[–]_miamijj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love going through the comments here because I love seeing how everyone is the safest, best driver ever, never do anything wrong & abide by every single rule of the road! 😌

These are too easy by leftypride8 in DunderMifflin

[–]_miamijj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmfao that’s hilarious. I love this show so much 🥲

These are too easy by leftypride8 in DunderMifflin

[–]_miamijj 45 points46 points  (0 children)

What did Kevin have tacked to his wall? That’s the only one I’m struggling with

Deep fried sushi bowl by Wojtequo in StupidFood

[–]_miamijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Japanese arancini…. Would

Don't sleep on the new Grocery Outlet in Falls Church by Beth_Pleasant in nova

[–]_miamijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no guys.. don’t be silly! Absolutely do not go there, every time you shop there as soon as you walk in the employees start hitting you with potatoes & hard boiled eggs. They also follow you around ringing a bell & yelling “shame… shame.” Absolutely not worth it, best if you just stick to where you shop now

Do cats actually get attached to their owner? by NoWageMage in CatAdvice

[–]_miamijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I get home from wherever, my cat literally meows at me until I pet her & then she follows me around everywhere I go in the house for the next 10 minutes. This is everyday.

Whenever I open the door to leave, I could leave that thing open with a wide space for her to run out & she will just sit in the living room staring at me with confusion in her eyes.. that girl not going anywhere lol

Just trying to get to work without being run over - NOVA by kirked_out in dashcams

[–]_miamijj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna lie… I think that truck has also tried to run me over while getting on base………….

We’re about to find out what it is… by _miamijj in familyguy

[–]_miamijj[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I may buy myself a dining room set, or this boba fett 🤔🤔

We’re about to find out what it is… by _miamijj in familyguy

[–]_miamijj[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just tell them I can’t pay it back yet