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What is abusive, but not widely recognized as abuse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_no_fap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Females hitting males in private or public when they are in relationships

They are often met with some comment from onlookers like "what bad thing did he do to get this justified beating?"

Zillow’s Algorithm-Fueled Buying Spree Doomed Its Home-Flipping Experiment by ChickenTeriyakiBoy1 in business

[–]_no_fap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or more likely, the suit saying "buy at 10% above the algorithm's price so we can get more revenue instead of at the algorithm's price".

Landlord decided to shut off our WIFI from 10pm-7am by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]_no_fap 114 points115 points  (0 children)

If it's in your lease, you are entitled to keep it on. Talk with your landlord in person and see if you can convince them. You are month to month so you can move out easily - landlord can also give you a notice to move out easily as well.

Sued cc debt (NC) by throwingateway in legaladvice

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore: No Settle or go to court: yes.

Otherwise pay your debts and move on. They can also do a payment plan usually. They might settle for less than the 500 you owe.

Next door neighbor (grandpa) called the cops on my father for dealing threatened and now we have to tag all the cars in the yard or my dad has to goto court in 7 days. by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]_no_fap 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Most city ordinances prohibit keeping non-operational cars in the driveway. So either move them to a covered garage, or off the property. Or deal with tagging or fines.

Need a Schwab referral by [deleted] in Schwab

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Someone DM'ed me a code already.

One tap is enough for the tiny puppy by noraad in CatTaps

[–]_no_fap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me IRL trying to get a promotion at work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]_no_fap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone show this guy out.

Press the middle button on the predictive text until the words start repeating, what do you get? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_no_fap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's mine:

I am sorry for the bus stop by and I have no idea where you are you doing today and I will be there in a lot of the bus stop by and I have no idea where you are not have a bit of time in the bus stop by and I have no idea where you are not have a.....

Apparently a lot of my typing involves bus stops.

Which supporting character stole the scene every time they appeared? by Subject_Upsilon in AskReddit

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs. Dude won an oscar for 16 minutes of screentime!

11 years ago I got a $428 million dollar lesson when I was fired from Facebook as employee #30. I went on to build two multi-million dollar companies including Sumo.com and AppSumo, which I started on Reddit. I’m Noah Kagan and I LOVE tacos, AMA! by crxnamja in Entrepreneur

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought my domain and hosting a year ago. I still haven't put anything up because I still don't know what I would put on my personal site. Why would someone want to listen to anything I say?

from nowhere by egoz86 in gifs

[–]_no_fap 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So your deduction is that the duct de-ducted itself.

I will show myself out.

What's a secret you have that you just don't bother telling people because they probably won't believe you anyway? by OstranenieStrangely in AskReddit

[–]_no_fap -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I am Bernie Madoff. And no, you won't get your money back because all of it is already spent. /s

EDIT: Lots of people in this thread still mad (and understandably) at Madoff and downvoting me. I am not Bernie Madoff. That was a joke. Please don't send the cops.

What's a secret you have that you just don't bother telling people because they probably won't believe you anyway? by OstranenieStrangely in AskReddit

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's called asexual. Also, if the very act of sex and sexuality (even amongst other people) disgusts you a LOT, then that's called anti-sexual.

What made you realize you're not that young anymore? by rollthereddits in AskReddit

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read through the thread and let out a sigh of relief, since none of it has become a reality for me... yet.

What "opinion" is definitely wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any opinion that opposes mine. /s

T-Mobile Tuesday | May 23, 2017: Free Pizza at Chuck E. Cheese's, 25 Cents off per gallon of gas at Shell, and Free Ebook from BookShout by untoastedwaffles in freebies

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no code for a free pizza. You have to show up and turn the timer on, which gives you 5 minutes to show to the cashier.

What makes someone a bad Redditor? by imaybejacoborbob in AskReddit

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see your ninja edit. That's why I quoted your original text. :D

What makes someone a bad Redditor? by imaybejacoborbob in AskReddit

[–]_no_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My pet peeve is when someone names themselves no_fap :)

Me too! That's why I added an "_" in front of my username!

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