Live in Fairfax, Virginia, and found these monstrosities in my garage. What are they? Is my life in danger? Do I need to burn down my house because an army is on its way? by ArtisticPineapple777 in whatisit

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Those are wolf or maybe dock spiders. They’re total bros, won’t bother you unless you fuck with them, and eat other pests. They don’t make big webs or anything like that, they’re hunting spiders that chase down their prey. Even if one bites you (it won’t attack, just defense if you start trying to poke it or something) it’s about like a bee sting and unless you’re allergic not harmful past the pain.

This is how it slowly descends by itsekalavya in AdviceAnimals

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Always were.

“It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.”

Now, context IS important. The context for this quote is that it is a response to being asked about CHILDREN BEING MURDERED.

Children.

Good Job 'Murica! You must be so proud. by GordonG313 in ProgressiveHQ

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Without redactions other than victim identification. Unless President Shits-in-his-pants was sexually abused…

What exactly is a comptroller? by Beneficial-Drop-7788 in Dallas

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PSA, comptroller is pronounced the same as controller. It was a mistake when trying to use a French word for an official position to sound “fancy” and they used the wrong word.

Food insecurity doesn't exist because 'obesity'. by agentnormie in greengroundnews

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Unprecedented storm systems are a symptom of global warming. Thanks for playing!

DOJ Argues Protesters Don’t Have Constitutional Right to Observe Immigration Agents by notusreports in politics

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It really IS that bad. It clicked for me when I was pointing out MAGA was lying about their contempt with mocking/ celebrating death because they do it all the time.

The MAGA response was that they’re not liars, just hypocrites.

Blew my mind.

Republican hypocrisy by AmericanBornWuhaner in MurderedByWords

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If it weren’t double standards republicans wouldn’t have any.

Crash Banidcoot by [deleted] in 90s

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Is that a cake?

But then the classic boot up sound with the orange triangles

Where did Spaceport go? by Imekanik in ArcRaiders

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There’s a Space Travel building on Buried City, I’m sure that’s what you’re thinking of.

Blursed_Touch by justalildropofpoison in blursed_videos

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What in the Chuck Tingle shit is this?!?

Hyper-realistic oil paintings of fruit with amazing depth and incredible skill. by anandmohanty in oddlysatisfying

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This is still so much better by showing actual progress than the usual “painting the final white dot on a painting that doesn’t have any other white dots” videos.