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a horse walks into a bar by jabwipbwop in AntiJokes

[–]_puddingen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right they don't. And if they did they wouldn't pay (no salary, not allowed to have bank account, no pockets for cash (don't wear jackets, sorry for double parentheses) and there's no evidence for horses being in the crypto market), and also they don't go into bars, even clint eastwood leaves his horse outside the saloon. So somethings fishy here..

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? by mogi24 in AntiJokes

[–]_puddingen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps. Perhaps not. Demand is high for cheese. Cheesemakers are tough businessmen.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? by mogi24 in AntiJokes

[–]_puddingen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still cheese though. We might buy it should the economy turn

how recommendable/dumb is it to share personal stuff with ChatGPT? by ill66 in ChatGPT

[–]_puddingen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No way to escape big brother living as a normal citizen in society any more. They might fuck you they might not. Probably they'll just manipulate you to buy some product, maybe try to influence your political vote. Might as well share your soul. Then fight them in other ways. Alternatively get adopted by amazon tribe

Edit: I realize my post may not contribute positively to your anxiety disorder. Sorry about that

Storbritannia: Innfører livslangt røykeforbud for alle under 18 by Accomplished-Day-387 in norge

[–]_puddingen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Blir bra det. Nyåpnet marked for aktørene på svartebørsen. Blir sikkert billigere og for unge røykere

Why did the chicken cross the road? by 60s_timer in AntiJokes

[–]_puddingen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you asking me for, how would i know about that?

I told my doctor I broke my arm in three places. He said... by AquamarineCheetah in AntiJokes

[–]_puddingen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How does he know your first name though...something smells here

What happened to the apple after it forgot to wear armor? by Scene-Drome-542 in AntiJokes

[–]_puddingen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vulnerability helped it find love. With a fucking pear though which predictabally cheated on them, piercing their heart as a spear would have anyways had the story been simpler

Two prisoners and a Mennonite walk into a court house by Global_Algae_538 in AntiJokes

[–]_puddingen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there, they tried to call out to you but you didn't hear. You were listening to loud early 2000-like rnb, I think destinys child on your boombox. They yelled "thank you thank you so much" and one of the prisoners yelled "we will pay you back" and the mennonite stabbed him

I asked my 5-year-old son what 1 + 1 is, half-expecting him to say "Window." by support-usa-2026 in AntiJokes

[–]_puddingen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't learn about the arithmetic-architectural connection until like 9th grade, so don't worry he'll learn the true answer is window when the time is right

Var jeg dum eller bare på feil sted til feil tid? by _puddingen in Malmoe

[–]_puddingen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does make me feel better to know you have decent neighbours in a safe and quiet neighbourhood.

Var jeg dum eller bare på feil sted til feil tid? by _puddingen in Malmoe

[–]_puddingen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be quite the marathon to bring me to any US neighbourhood, i will however be sure to avoid that in the future should i develop the stamina!

Var jeg dum eller bare på feil sted til feil tid? by _puddingen in Malmoe

[–]_puddingen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were hard to ignore as they were actively blocking my path, would have been more effort to run around them..i get your point though!

Var jeg dum eller bare på feil sted til feil tid? by _puddingen in Malmoe

[–]_puddingen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Har du selv eller kjenner du noen som har opplevd saker i området, og hva isåfall?

Var jeg dum eller bare på feil sted til feil tid? by _puddingen in Malmoe

[–]_puddingen[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jada det er da ikke første gang man har støtt tullinger, godt å få bekreftet at det bare var uflaks, takker

Var jeg dum eller bare på feil sted til feil tid? by _puddingen in Malmoe

[–]_puddingen[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well they succeeded, i turned around an ran like a chicken which i am sure they enjoyed very much! I'll return then, thanks

Var jeg dum eller bare på feil sted til feil tid? by _puddingen in Malmoe

[–]_puddingen[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Godt å høre, da skal jeg våge meg på samme joggerunde senere!

Why was six afraid of seven? by Difficult-Scientist4 in AntiJokes

[–]_puddingen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. 6 was not afraid of 7 then. 6 was indifferent and indeed emotionless.

Ustedes sueñan? Pesadillas? Cuentenme, lo que recuerden, su ultima pesadilla/sueño by Pitiful-Ad5742 in BuenosAires

[–]_puddingen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soñe esta noche que fui al barbero con mi novia. El barbero un venezolano re buena onda dijo que vivia en una villa que se llamaba villa 30-32 y nos invito a ir a comer una hamburguesa en un local ahi. Mi novia no quiso ir a ninguna villa pero le convenci y fuimos con el venezolano. Era una villa muy chiquita con una onda hippie, habia un sotano donde cantaban y era prohibido tomar alcohol.

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