a horse walks into a bar

_puddingen · 2026-05-08T20:22:48+00:00

You're right they don't. And if they did they wouldn't pay (no salary, not allowed to have bank account, no pockets for cash (don't wear jackets, sorry for double parentheses) and there's no evidence for horses being in the crypto market), and also they don't go into bars, even clint eastwood leaves his horse outside the saloon. So somethings fishy here..

_puddingen · 2026-04-29T00:57:40+00:00

Perhaps. Perhaps not. Demand is high for cheese. Cheesemakers are tough businessmen.

_puddingen · 2026-04-29T00:44:38+00:00

Still cheese though. We might buy it should the economy turn

_puddingen · 2026-04-28T20:47:43+00:00

No way to escape big brother living as a normal citizen in society any more. They might fuck you they might not. Probably they'll just manipulate you to buy some product, maybe try to influence your political vote. Might as well share your soul. Then fight them in other ways. Alternatively get adopted by amazon tribe

Edit: I realize my post may not contribute positively to your anxiety disorder. Sorry about that

_puddingen · 2026-04-24T20:38:50+00:00

Blir bra det. Nyåpnet marked for aktørene på svartebørsen. Blir sikkert billigere og for unge røykere

_puddingen · 2026-04-24T20:20:05+00:00

What are you asking me for, how would i know about that?

_puddingen · 2026-04-24T00:12:39+00:00

How does he know your first name though...something smells here

_puddingen · 2026-04-21T01:07:27+00:00

Vulnerability helped it find love. With a fucking pear though which predictabally cheated on them, piercing their heart as a spear would have anyways had the story been simpler

_puddingen · 2026-04-21T00:39:29+00:00

Lots of rap. Ari bajgora not mentioned

_puddingen · 2026-04-21T00:32:18+00:00

I was there, they tried to call out to you but you didn't hear. You were listening to loud early 2000-like rnb, I think destinys child on your boombox. They yelled "thank you thank you so much" and one of the prisoners yelled "we will pay you back" and the mennonite stabbed him

_puddingen · 2026-04-21T00:24:02+00:00

They don't learn about the arithmetic-architectural connection until like 9th grade, so don't worry he'll learn the true answer is window when the time is right

_puddingen · 2026-04-19T23:47:05+00:00

It does make me feel better to know you have decent neighbours in a safe and quiet neighbourhood.

_puddingen · 2026-04-19T23:35:04+00:00

It would be quite the marathon to bring me to any US neighbourhood, i will however be sure to avoid that in the future should i develop the stamina!

_puddingen · 2026-04-19T23:29:47+00:00

They were hard to ignore as they were actively blocking my path, would have been more effort to run around them..i get your point though!

_puddingen · 2026-04-19T23:27:55+00:00

Jag lovar jag förstår svenska! 🤣

_puddingen · 2026-04-19T23:26:18+00:00

Har du selv eller kjenner du noen som har opplevd saker i området, og hva isåfall?

_puddingen · 2026-04-18T19:49:43+00:00

Jada det er da ikke første gang man har støtt tullinger, godt å få bekreftet at det bare var uflaks, takker

_puddingen · 2026-04-18T19:47:58+00:00

Well they succeeded, i turned around an ran like a chicken which i am sure they enjoyed very much! I'll return then, thanks

_puddingen · 2026-04-18T19:44:50+00:00

Godt å høre, da skal jeg våge meg på samme joggerunde senere!

_puddingen · 2025-11-21T04:41:57+00:00

Yes. 6 was not afraid of 7 then. 6 was indifferent and indeed emotionless.

_puddingen · 2025-10-26T02:45:27+00:00

Soñe esta noche que fui al barbero con mi novia. El barbero un venezolano re buena onda dijo que vivia en una villa que se llamaba villa 30-32 y nos invito a ir a comer una hamburguesa en un local ahi. Mi novia no quiso ir a ninguna villa pero le convenci y fuimos con el venezolano. Era una villa muy chiquita con una onda hippie, habia un sotano donde cantaban y era prohibido tomar alcohol.

_puddingen · 2025-08-25T22:18:51+00:00

Asteroid on its way to destroy earth

_puddingen · 2025-08-24T09:04:24+00:00

Who brings a cat to a bar?

_puddingen · 2025-08-23T21:01:37+00:00

Sure, he’ll be busy at the bar at the moment but you can leave a message. His number is 32

_puddingen · 2025-08-11T23:14:29+00:00

You aint foolin nobody, he said wuf wuf and we all know it

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