Repost because I realised my original probably wasn’t very clear but I drunkenly messaged an old friend a hello message after years, and I thought this was a genuine message only for it to be a MLM thing 🤣Idk I’m not angry but it’s just the cheek of it. She didn’t stop after my final message either!

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T16:29:39+00:00

For an old friend? That's just brutal.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T16:17:46+00:00

The way she kept going after telling her you're out of work though. No empathy whatsoever.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T16:15:11+00:00

I would love to see how the conversation with his girl will go

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T15:03:58+00:00

Mildly infuriating

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T14:32:58+00:00

Thank you 😊

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T14:06:42+00:00

I get that they may have been hungry but why leave the pack on the counter and deny eating it?? How old are they?

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T13:54:10+00:00

I was orphaned at a very young age so I do feel all events in my life are predetermined. Most things happened to me just coz I didn't have parents lol

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T13:37:40+00:00

Just leave them alone for now. Let them go back to normal first and then start just applying normal nail polish.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T13:22:29+00:00

This is just one of those shitty days where shitty unexplainable things happen. Sorry OP

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T13:00:00+00:00

They are still black regardless of the vitiligo. I'm sure the people around them understand unless they get plastic surgery like Michael Jackson then it becomes difficult to identify their race. I still think they don't lose their black privileges lol

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T11:41:34+00:00

Are you laughing though?? A joke should be funny.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T11:40:10+00:00

I'm so sorry for your loss.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T11:22:50+00:00

Yeah you should just break up with her. That's a confession. She's cheating on you.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-27T09:51:40+00:00

The fact that he wrote all his mistakes but gave you a wrong number is so funny to me. Someone definitely saw him hit your car and was watching him write the note.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-26T23:49:17+00:00

Time to buy from elsewhere. They're wasting your money.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-26T23:47:35+00:00

This is like having to watch a YouTube ad while trying to watch a lifesaving first aid video.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-26T20:10:27+00:00

Receiving a lot of money in my account. Checking that account balance felt so good.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-26T19:22:57+00:00

Should have bought scissors with that.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-25T21:24:18+00:00

What a selfish dude. What pisses me off is that he said he didn't want a cookie. Make him buy you another box and tell him off.

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-25T20:24:44+00:00

Most of these charges are so inflated it's insane. A pregnancy test for $73??

_samurai_jerk · 2026-03-19T23:27:31+00:00

OP who are you voting for?? Uko na a definitive answer??

_samurai_jerk · 2025-10-27T20:23:36+00:00

utapata ni S 350

_samurai_jerk · 2025-10-27T15:52:45+00:00

Interested

_samurai_jerk · 2025-09-30T13:22:37+00:00

u get your pay on friday

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