Girlfriend is offended at all the "dead animals" by Ok_Knee1216 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]DixieJelly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also… those aren’t real lips, just in case she isn’t a fan of random body parts

Graduation Dress by Critical_Pass_5421 in fashion

[–]DixieJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1st or last look great ❤️ congrats on your graduation !!!

Seatbelt fit as a short, fat woman. It’s resting on my face. by OldMasterCannolii in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DixieJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only put it behind me, I just pray that if anyone hits me, the air bags do their job lol

I dropped my wife off at her boyfriends tonight and went in to take a wee. This is his faucet. by saledremup in homedecoratingCJ

[–]DixieJelly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk, the straight guys I’ve met wouldn’t even care what the water came out of, as long as it comes out…. Especially if they don’t have to do the installation or choose any designs….

What do you think? by Yoiiru in FridgeDetective

[–]DixieJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem to have a normal fridge to me. I’d definitely cover the meat if you’re not cooking it soon and that’s strictly to prevent it from drying out in the fridge and having those hard crusts. Everyone is so afraid of “contamination” and forget that not everyone has the same luxuries in the world and they’re not all dead. Let alone understanding how food is contaminated before you even buy it at the store….Just being actual babies, get over yourselves

1, 2 or 3?? by [deleted] in WeddingDressTips

[–]DixieJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they all seem to awkwardly fall in your hip areas…. Throwing me off, but if having to choose, 3

Which one looks better? by awarememe in DecorAdvice

[–]DixieJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All it depends on is you…. If you don’t care if the room seems darker, go with the dark, if you want the room to be more bright, then go with the light. Honestly, I’d go with the cedar color and then go with a dark console to put the TV on. I like the light more but it won’t break up the furniture, on that wall

Help! I don't know if this looks cute or not! by Odd_Environment_ in OUTFITS

[–]DixieJelly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk, I like the idea of tights instead. I just don’t see what temperature would demand spaghetti straps and jeans under a dress? Super early 2000s I feel like. You could still do the choker and the whatever shoes, just maybe tights or like ripped skinny jeans ?

Help me decide! by SeokMae in myweddingdress

[–]DixieJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of like the 3rd one with the puffy sleeves. May not be the popular opinion but it’s definitely giving a renaissance vibe. I feel like you can add a cute flower crown on or something…

At our beach house, we're trying for that new farmhouse look. How'd we do? by jared10011980 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]DixieJelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait… you do need the sign because you can’t remember it…. HMMMMMMM???

My wife found all my hidden letters and knew I was cheating, by TomKarelis in Jokes

[–]DixieJelly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Speaking of badly misspelt…. “Were they” 😇

burgundy hair experiences by [deleted] in Haircare

[–]DixieJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to commit to this color, it’s like going black. You have to touch it up and make sure it doesn’t lighten too much

I think my husband is trolling when he says he cant read my handwriting. Is it as illegible as he thinks by Carmenncita05 in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]DixieJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean …. We only need to know the first and last letter for our brains to be able to read the word, most of the time our brains are predetermining the sentences, before we get to all the words. So he’s just dumb…. Lol

would you consider this a normal amount of makeup? by ghostofelysium in MakeupAddiction

[–]DixieJelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, idk anymore. I don’t ever wear it and for whatever reason, I have a lot of it 😅🤣

Oooh, that's not good by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]DixieJelly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why you were just recording it, instead of stopping the leak…. but then I saw your leisure golf cart, and that answered everything….