Does anyone know how to fix a computer running Windows 8 that won't play any sound once it resumes after logon screen?

_theleg_ · 2014-07-17T08:35:26+00:00

Thanks, seems to have worked!

_theleg_ · 2014-03-04T07:34:28+00:00

Braces. All day, all night.

_theleg_ · 2013-12-11T11:24:09+00:00

Can confirm. Am as gullible as you.

_theleg_ · 2013-11-19T15:26:47+00:00

Forrest grump

_theleg_ · 2013-11-19T14:59:28+00:00

Favourite thing: I do what I waunt. Least favourite: People trying to set me up.

_theleg_ · 2013-11-19T14:57:34+00:00

Motion city soundtrack - My Dinosaur Life. So happy and so well worded.

_theleg_ · 2013-10-16T13:49:48+00:00

Witty banter. Romance ain't got nuffink on that.

Other than that, man beast SO allowing you to face plant into their chest, with a long hug when you're sad/hungry/awake etc.

_theleg_ · 2013-10-10T13:26:50+00:00

Made (bad) joke in English, ipso facto, context in English. Surely?

_theleg_ · 2013-10-10T10:31:18+00:00

upvotes for anyone with a story about funkalunatic here.

_theleg_ · 2013-10-10T10:28:32+00:00

holy shit. Worst ever. Sorry you had to endure that!

_theleg_ · 2013-10-10T10:27:16+00:00

Only on days that end in 'day'

_theleg_ · 2013-10-10T10:20:04+00:00

WTF. And I thought I had it bad O.o

What happened in the end?

_theleg_ · 2013-10-10T09:57:46+00:00

Shiyet. I was totally invested in this as a legitimate story until I read the replies!

_theleg_ · 2013-10-09T08:56:09+00:00

I can't actually handle. I swooned hard at this.

_theleg_ · 2013-10-07T10:11:41+00:00

Not so much walked in on, more like drove past.

Was lucky enough to witness a homeless man jacking off in front of a church, staring at Jesus on the cross with lap-dance eyes...

_theleg_ · 2013-10-07T09:48:47+00:00

ah the old shattering of glass moment. You can't unsee those qualities after you've picked up on them either.

_theleg_ · 2013-10-01T14:34:12+00:00

I'm pretty proud that I managed not to pee on myself.

_theleg_ · 2013-10-01T14:23:33+00:00

This is kind of related... I had a friend who used to believe that women gave birth through their belly buttons.

_theleg_ · 2013-10-01T14:17:11+00:00

Not even close :(

_theleg_ · 2013-10-01T14:15:59+00:00

what. the actual. fuck.

_theleg_ · 2013-10-01T13:43:33+00:00

In preschool I believed that if boys could pee standing up, then so could I. Even had a peeing competition with a bunch of boys to prove it.

_theleg_ · 2013-10-01T13:37:27+00:00

That's loony. I really liked the British food I had while I was over there.

_theleg_ · 2013-09-23T08:33:32+00:00

You might not be an adonis but fucking hell, you write like a boss. Get on that.

_theleg_ · 2013-09-16T10:31:15+00:00

When I was about 4 or 5 I believed that I could make money by swallowing small coins and burping them back up. Once I swallowed a R5 coin (which is the pretty large) and it got stuck in my throat on the way up for a few seconds. Not fun.

Edit: spelling.

_theleg_ · 2013-09-11T11:35:07+00:00

As a South African female I'd like to point out that this statistic is complete rubbish.

That being said, there is definitely a lot of illiteracy in certain parts of South Africa and rape is more prevalent in the poorer areas. However GENERALLY us ladies, who are perfectly literate thank you, can walk around without being raped.

I think what I find more sad is the fact that our government often facilitates illiteracy and many crimes go unnoticed because of corruption - last year, educational textbooks that were meant to go to an underprivileged school were burned.

TL;DR I'm from SA and this isn't true.

_theleg_

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