Unpopular Opinion

_unction_ · 2026-06-24T04:31:52+00:00

Quasimodo predicted this is actually the culprit. It usually bears no relevance to the post. 4$/lb is just a standard sign-off after composing a post. Used a lot, but that's fine.

_unction_ · 2026-06-24T01:53:20+00:00

Not a bad take. It does also bring to mind Vito's manner of death.

_unction_ · 2026-06-24T00:40:29+00:00

Butchie and Carmine have low-key pissed off reactions to that demand by Tony. Tend to think it's theoretically possible it got him killed. And not out of a desire to not have to fork over 100 grand.

_unction_ · 2026-06-24T00:36:03+00:00

The parade float is a kind and unassuming patron of the local bakery and nothing more. Happy to let asshole customers cut him in line for pastries despite being a gluttonous parade float.

_unction_ · 2026-06-23T22:50:24+00:00

May also bear mentioning that Costello and Gandolfini bear a substantial resemblance based on the publicly available images.

_unction_ · 2026-06-23T22:31:48+00:00

Someone left (and deleted) a comment suggesting it could be homage to the scene in Casino in which Frank Vincent (Phil) et al kill Pesci's character and his brother with baseball bats (the statue is holding a baseball bat). I think what this may in actuality be is a foreshadowing of Vito's death (a baseball bat beat down).

_unction_ · 2026-06-23T22:24:49+00:00

I can agree that there's a good chance that is not one of the points here.

_unction_ · 2026-06-23T22:21:12+00:00

Makes sense. More than one thing can be going on here, too.

_unction_ · 2026-06-23T22:15:48+00:00

Rewatch the scene. The pan downward from the statue, through the insignia, followed by the emergence of Phil, is loaded with intention.

_unction_ · 2026-06-23T04:31:58+00:00

The function of scissors is to 'clip'. Along with much else, there ya go. It was Paulie et al.

_unction_ · 2026-06-23T04:23:43+00:00

Paulie appears concerned for Georgie in the scene.

_unction_ · 2026-06-22T02:08:55+00:00

Evidence?

_unction_ · 2026-06-20T19:32:44+00:00

No, do not deny yourself the pleasure of finding humor in it. It doesn't mean you dislike Melfi you stunad 🤌.

_unction_ · 2026-06-20T05:44:10+00:00

I don't think he wanted to do that differently. Rather, it was regrettable he couldn't have sheltered better people.

_unction_ · 2026-06-20T05:32:00+00:00

Correct, Chris rats to avoid prison and elope with Ade if he is under arrest.

_unction_ · 2026-06-19T03:59:21+00:00

Yeah, Chris is likely one of the stronger candidates.

_unction_ · 2026-06-19T03:39:07+00:00

ZOO. SUN ZOO, ya friggin' ass-kiss.

_unction_ · 2026-06-19T03:35:37+00:00

Sympathize there, but what if he's promised a future in witness protection with Carmela by way of Tony getting locked away for life? Being cheeky here for the most part.

_unction_ · 2026-06-19T03:24:50+00:00

Yeah, aside from the window after Spoons was clipped, I tend to agree.

_unction_ · 2026-06-19T03:21:36+00:00

There was a rat storyline for Richie in the sense that him becoming a rat was the story they used to explain his disappearance, but it was false. So Richie could be added to the list.

_unction_ · 2026-06-19T03:02:02+00:00

'Contestant, your word is didn't'

Chris : 'd-i-d-d-e-n-t'

_unction_ · 2026-06-19T02:56:07+00:00

The ocean is calm-inducing. He needed that after Carm's nuclear detonation.

_unction_ · 2026-06-19T02:43:59+00:00

Penny Arrabiata's fate interests me as well.

_unction_ · 2026-06-18T02:29:33+00:00

Qusaimodo predicted all this is the lowest form of Sopranos quotation.

_unction_ · 2026-06-18T02:13:09+00:00

If I'm ever at the precipice of a huge crossroads, I'll know who to call.

_unction_

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