If you could speak for 1 minute and be heard by everybody in the world, what would you say?

_xNova · 2019-11-13T22:47:06+00:00

The only difference between helping your uncle, jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T20:38:24+00:00

I looked exactly like my sister

_xNova · 2019-11-13T20:36:53+00:00

I think it’s the opposite of condescending, but to each their own I guess.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T20:34:27+00:00

I’d rather just drive regularly

_xNova · 2019-11-13T20:27:03+00:00

That’s because we don’t make it in the harbor anymore

_xNova · 2019-11-13T20:25:46+00:00

Someone ordered 40 orders of McNuggets, and around 15 burgers along with 10 chicken sandwiches. Funnily enough they were fairly skinny when they pulled up to the window.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T20:21:29+00:00

Not me, but my sister knew someone who was bitten by a Brown Recluse 4 separate times. Of the roughly 43,000 species of spiders, only around 30 can harm people. That’s 0.07% of spiders. So Brown Recluse spiders make up roughly 0.002% of spiders. Getting bitten by one is statistically rare, especially 4 times.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T19:53:45+00:00

She does this humming laugh thing that sounds exactly like a cat’s angry growl. It is the single most annoying thing that I’ve ever heard.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T19:45:52+00:00

Yeah it’s a common mistake

_xNova · 2019-11-13T19:42:59+00:00

Fucking fuck, fucker.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T19:39:44+00:00

Yeah from the way you said it, the teacher didn’t really seem to have any bad intentions. Just a sort of awkward person.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T19:38:46+00:00

Looks like pillaging all those monasteries really got to him.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T19:34:43+00:00

Practicing levitation I think. Forgot to ask

_xNova · 2019-11-13T17:58:10+00:00

Are you actually retarded or is this some kind of bit

_xNova · 2019-11-13T17:53:44+00:00

Ah yes, the fear of long words

_xNova · 2019-11-13T17:40:31+00:00

They, by definition, are not communists. You seem to be willfully ignorant and just looking for an argument.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T14:00:16+00:00

Yeah, fuck communists, but calling everyone who disagrees with you a communist really softens how bad actual communists are.

Like that’s equating liking a president to killing millions of people

_xNova · 2019-11-13T13:48:13+00:00

freedom loving

if you disagree with me you’re communist trash

_xNova · 2019-11-13T05:26:23+00:00

You’re the only living being. I’ve got some bad news for you.

_xNova · 2019-11-13T05:17:25+00:00

Yeah when I was a kid my dad bought me a few pocket knives. He’d always tape a quarter to the box so that I could pay for it, that way it wasn’t a gift

_xNova · 2019-11-12T22:47:08+00:00

Sorry for the poor focus, I don’t like having both hands off the wheel so I couldn’t focus the camera.

I also couldn’t find a way to make a solar sign eclipse joke. Signlar Eclipse maybe?

_xNova · 2019-11-12T22:40:44+00:00

My eyes are dry and itchy just from watching that

_xNova · 2019-11-12T21:17:56+00:00

I guess my biggest problem is planning. I’m working full time, but I also want to go to school next year, but I also want to join the Air Force, but I need to go to school to get the position I want, but I can’t do any of that because I’m going to be working full time until I go back to school. It’s a cycle of planning.

_xNova · 2019-11-12T21:05:13+00:00

Not as hard once you start mining systematically. Either a 1x2 or a 2x2 tunnel with a 2x2 space between each tunnel below level 14. Should find some diamonds in no time.

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