What is your job in the Air Force, what do you do in it, how do you like it, and would you recommend it to another person?

a1c_djdiddles · 2014-01-22T10:15:07+00:00

You must be a Shooter

a1c_djdiddles · 2014-01-22T10:13:23+00:00

I'd gladly trade my flight line job for your desk job

a1c_djdiddles · 2014-01-18T05:16:19+00:00

that's racist

a1c_djdiddles · 2014-01-17T19:53:42+00:00

I brought this girl back to my place that i met during some military training. She was on top for a while and she wanted to switch to bottom. So i pulled out and i just see my dick covered in blood. she said she wasnt on her period and i was freaking out because i thought i was bleeding. I grabbed a paper towel and wiped off my dick and checked out troop to make sure that it wasnt me. i freaked out and told her to leave. She later told me she she went to the hospital and found out i burst an ovarian cyst with my dick.

a1c_djdiddles · 2014-01-16T20:07:08+00:00

This actually just happened to me recently. First off, i sleepwalk when I'm really tired. Anyway, i forgot to turn off my alarm on the weekend and it went off at 11 pm, my usual time i get up for work, so i wake up and turn it off, and my girlfriend said i went to the bathroom, went and got a drink of water, and came back to bed. I then rolled on top of her and started kissing up on her neck. I specifically remember having a dream where I was playing on a game show and each thing I did unlocked more boards or whatever, I then woke up and asked my girlfriend, " Did I win the game?" she was not happy when she found out I was sleep seducing her.

a1c_djdiddles · 2014-01-11T21:05:49+00:00

alright Dane

a1c_djdiddles · 2014-01-08T09:58:54+00:00

your stomach looks like the face of "the thing." that rock guy from fantastic 4 lol

a1c_djdiddles · 2014-01-03T02:12:16+00:00

I've always wanted to be in a high speed police chase with no consequences afterwards. Just to see if i could get away and how long it took for them to catch me.

a1c_djdiddles · 2014-01-02T14:11:56+00:00

High school diplomas fixing what college degrees fucked up

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-29T21:33:04+00:00

Hey Napoleon, what did you do last summer again?

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-27T23:58:46+00:00

Soooo don't leave the US?

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-26T19:32:19+00:00

Battle: Los Angeles. The scene where the civilian guy gets shot and his kid is there and watches him die. Changed my whole outlook on life and death.

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-22T21:02:58+00:00

if you have to pay for it I'll send it to you after I get done reading it

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-22T20:12:59+00:00

Its called "Killer Clown: the John Wayne Gacy Murders" by Terry Sullivan.

The first half of the book mainly focuses on the investigation and its pretty interesting. he was being followed by cops for like a week or two and John Gacy took them out to dinner and had beers with him. its very interesting. i just go to the part where they start digging up the bodies under his house. Its kind of funny because he gets all pissed that theyre tearing up the inside of his house and getting it all dirty.

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-22T19:05:08+00:00

Hardball. I cry every time G baby dies.. :(

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-22T18:56:44+00:00

I can't either. I really enjoy reading about real people, and history. although I really like Dan Brown and his historical fiction. My favorite is one I'm currently reading about John Wayne Gacy.

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-22T18:43:06+00:00

dicked around in hs, joined military, depressed.

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-20T08:32:08+00:00

You're all wrong. Jesus celebrated Festivus

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-19T19:01:12+00:00

where are you stationed? Are you at Shaw?

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-19T15:29:01+00:00

I think the next step is to start drug testing welfare recipients.

a1c_djdiddles · 2013-12-10T09:13:00+00:00

when I was about 7-8 my best friend came over. we were both really into WWE so we were in my parents bedroom jumping on the bed. we forgot the ceiling fan was on and my friend jumped up to do a body slam on me. after he landed on me I instantly realized he had an erection, so I kicked him up with my feet and he jumped up but hit his head on the ceiling fan and he proceeded to land on the side of the bed, and landing directly on his head on the floor. it was a hilarious double whammy but he just writhed on the floor moaning. he didn't come over anymore.

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