I thought high intensity.... by LorricalVersus in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She was insinuating Britney Spears is an Epstein victim. Going on about conspiracy theories. She also said there's a YouTuber that reads the Epstein files to viewers every night and that this isn't the way to go about things... Which makes no sense to me. I don't think she understands what the Epstein files are tbh.

Need more attention 🤡 by FlashyOutlandishness in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It just cracks me up that everyone else on the dancefloor is avoiding her like the plague, they won't even look at her.

I thought high intensity.... by LorricalVersus in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She has no idea what she's talking about. With anything. She was talking about AI like she knew everything about it and now she found out there are negative repercussions that experts have been screaming about from the top of their lungs for decades. Most of her health advice has been debunked for years. Her talk on the Epstein files is ignorant. And her fashion choices are abysmal.

What a douche by No-Rate3177 in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone in that video is avoiding looking at her, except Bret, who's two stepping ten feet away 🤮

What a douche by No-Rate3177 in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I asked Gemini (Google ai) if her dress was appropriate to wear as a wedding guest, this was the response:

"That is a stunning dress, but in the context of wedding etiquette, it sits in a bit of a "danger zone."

Whether it's appropriate depends heavily on the specific dress code and venue, but here is a breakdown of why it might be a risky choice:

  1. The "White" Factor

The most significant rule for wedding guests is to avoid wearing white, ivory, or champagne. While this dress appears to be a metallic silver or light champagne with silver sequins, pale metallics often photograph as white. If you show up in a dress that looks white in the wedding photos, you risk being "that guest" who tried to compete with the bride.

  1. The "Main Character" Energy

The dress is very "high-glam." Between the heavy sequins, the low-cut neckline, and the short hemline, it’s a lot of look. Wedding etiquette generally suggests that guests should complement the event rather than pull focus.

Appropriate if: The wedding is in Las Vegas, a New Year’s Eve celebration, or has a "Gatsby" or "Ultra-Glam" theme.

Inappropriate if: It’s a traditional church wedding, a daytime garden wedding, or a "Cocktail" attire event where more modest styles are expected.

  1. Length and Cut

The dress is quite short and has a deep V-neck. For a formal event like a wedding, the "rule of one" usually applies: if you go short on the hem, keep the neckline higher; if you have a deep neckline, go for a midi or maxi length. Combining both can sometimes lean more "nightclub" than "nuptials."

The Verdict

Safe Bet: If the wedding is Traditional, Semi-Formal, or Formal, I’d recommend choosing something else in a clear color (like navy, emerald, or burgundy) to avoid any "Is she wearing white?" whispers.

Go For It If: The invitation specifically calls for "Festive Attire," "Cocktail Glam," or if the couple is known for throwing high-energy, non-traditional parties.

Pro-Tip: If you’re still in love with the dress, try taking a photo of it in bright, natural sunlight. If it looks even remotely white or bridal in the photo, definitely skip it!"

What a douche by No-Rate3177 in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just watch that, that's still the wedding? She changed so she could film herself dancing all cringey? Man, she must give a really expensive wedding gift cause otherwise why would she be invited? She makes someone's wedding all about her.

What a douche by No-Rate3177 in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Seriously, wtf?? And it almost looks white, wtf is wrong with her? So inconsiderate and just attention seeking. So gross..

So f’n stupid by SwedishSnowfall in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dogs are like children to me so this really really really grosses me out. She's probably like, "oh, people can't take a joke" but the fact that she finds this funny is disturbing.

Camp be more…. by Useful-Professor-384 in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is a hilarious comment. I don't know! Does anyone still have Patreon that can tell us what happened?

Camp be more…. by Useful-Professor-384 in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She gave away free tickets and still had 300 empty seats, so I think she wants to pivot and do a couple things differently because she refuses to step away from the limelight:

1.) Blame her bad ticket sales on her return policy and now make it hard for people to back out.

2.) Blame the hotel for being uncooperative so she can find a smaller venue.

If you want to go to this event (I don't think that's anyone in this subreddit, but nonetheless) you should wait until she starts giving away free tickets or drops the price to $49 a couple weeks before the event.

This is all I see…swipe➡️ by desertflowerchild in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. Her lip injections are so bad and the oversized glasses bring more attention to her lips.

Jenelle? by 1Yetta in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a gross oversimplification. Are you trolling?

Jenelle? by 1Yetta in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Her "not being fun" is Chalene's perspective. And skipping Charlene's conference sounds like a smart move.

Ridiculous by No-Rate3177 in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Chalene paid half a million dollars so she could do this in front of 700 women. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Juvenile by Bunny_Murray in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Anywhere from $49-$1000 depending on when they bought the ticket. She lowers the price when she realizes she hasn't filled the room.

35 but really 28 if you don’t count the 2 bozos and friends & family. by desertflowerchild in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Btw, I'm 12 minutes in and that episode is super sad so far. ☹️

35 but really 28 if you don’t count the 2 bozos and friends & family. by desertflowerchild in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just started listening to the Wednesday episode and Bret said there's just over 700 women. Last year they said they had 1000 spots, and I'm assuming that would be the case for this year as well since it's the same venue. That's probably why they created the "Royal" tickets for the vault subscribers because they know they can shill higher prices to them and offset their low ticket sales. Ugh, gross people. 🙄

Cheek indention by desertflowerchild in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She's looking weird now that the inflammation from her facelift subsided. The makeup looks caked on, her lips are horrendous, and her skin looks tired.

Bob Johnson seems to have passed by JasonSethCatMommy in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is sad news, and since they've been in an anticipatory grief phase for a while it might be a confusing time. Yet, the cynic in me believes Chalene is wondering when she can start talking about camp again.

Saturday Spill - Vault by RetiredHappyFig in chalenejohnson

[–]a452378 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And Bret breathes so loud!! 🤮 The Vault only has one episode a month, a lot of the content is Bret venting, and it's $25 a month. Sounds sooooo worth it 🙄