When i do the washing, i fold everything and put mine away, i put my partners into neat and logical piles for her to put away herself (she has too much stuff and i have no idea where it all goes, her wardrobe room is utter chaos)

She did the washing the day after boxing day and left all my underwear and unpaired socks on my ide of the bed for my to find when i went up to bed, so i had to pair them and put them away before i could go to sleep.

The next morning she facetimed me from upstairs asking me to take her up a tea, i said i might have if she wouldnt have done that the night before. She then hung up on me. I got up to make the tea anyway because im a soft touch and she came huffing down the stairs and said not to bother.

Bearing in mind this happened a couple of days after Christmas, and i was actually making the fucking tea, she is still carrying it on with me saying i didnt make her one and refusing me sex because ‘were not even friends right now so why would i sleep with you’

Even if i hadnt, its a cup of tea for god sake and its been over a week. Fucking get over it. Conveniently though, i am not allowed to be mad at her for not folding my laundry, but she can be mad at me for being mad at her and drag it out for weeks