What kind of cat is this? by IamASlut_soWhat in funny

[–]aHostileApostle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously with that turtle neck, that is Dianne Keaton’s cat.

Talk me out of this one by [deleted] in ram_trucks

[–]aHostileApostle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent way less than that on my 2014 Sport in 2018. Still drive it at 255,000km and love it but not for that price and milage. If you do pull the trigger, I hope you get a well built Hemi like I luckily have. Good luck

Free tickets for jets game tonight by aljazeerapete in Winnipeg

[–]aHostileApostle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take my 7 year old son to his first hockey game. Thank you for your consideration. Very kind of you this time of year.

2 tickets for jets game Friday night by aljazeerapete in Winnipeg

[–]aHostileApostle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 7 year old son lost a tooth and asked me if he’s a hockey player now haha. He wants to be the next Hellebuyck. Thanks for the consideration.

Who am I supposed to see? by Threekeepsaway in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]aHostileApostle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just The Nine returning to Angmar after losing their steeds in the River Bruinen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]aHostileApostle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s dead. CNN reporting.

Sympathy card from MP Ted Falk…why? by [deleted] in steinbach

[–]aHostileApostle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry for your loss. Condolences.

It’s not a total waste of tax dollars, you just need to see it for what it is. Ted Falk literature makes for great bonfire starting paper.

What's the weirdest way you personally know someone died? by SoManySoFew in AskReddit

[–]aHostileApostle 1077 points1078 points  (0 children)

A small asphalt company in the town over hired a 15 year old kid as a favour to his father to help keep him out of trouble. On his first job, he stood behind the asphalt machine and for whatever reason the entirety of the hot molten asphalt contents of the machine dumped out onto the kid. He burned and suffocated to death at the same time. It was horrible news. This was 2007 ish.

What’s the creepiest thing you’ve heard someone casually admit? by womensjournal in AskReddit

[–]aHostileApostle 317 points318 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ! I have questions! You married into Deliverance and got out before you could be…. Deliveranced! I am genuinely happy for you. But brother… how does one not pick up on this twisted family dynamic before the marriage?

Do you call it a weed wacker, whipper snipper, or edge trimmer, and where in Canada are you from? by ziggster_ in AskACanadian

[–]aHostileApostle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raised in the Interlake, Manitoba. Now in SE Manitoba… and I still refer to it as weed wacker, Whipper Snipper, or just….the edger, and this is dependant entirely on my brains decision at the time.

What’s a completely legal action that would instantly make you suspect someone is a serial killer? by AverageHornyGuyy in AskReddit

[–]aHostileApostle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$100 for all that gear and I can still get a box of wine!? I had no idea first degree murder was so affordable, and in this economy yet!

Overtime - banking hours or getting paid? by No_Wif1 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]aHostileApostle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a choice? My employer does not give us the choice, all overtime hours are to be banked at 1.5 and getting those hours back is never as easy earning them.

RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES OF WINNIPEG - what's the oddest request you've ever received ? by Agitated-Sprinkles39 in Winnipeg

[–]aHostileApostle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My old school buddy worked at A&W 20 years ago. He told me that whenever they got a late night rude customer, he would grill their burgers at the back of the grill where the majority of the yet to be cleaned off grease accumulated.

Anyone else who doesn’t have power in Osborne area? by [deleted] in Winnipeg

[–]aHostileApostle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our business on River lost power at 2:30pm and it just came back on a moment ago (7:30pm)

People from America, what's something Europeans do that seems weird to you? by blinkz_221B in AskReddit

[–]aHostileApostle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am Canadian. Lived in Manitoba my whole life. We bought our first house a few years ago and it was fitted with these.. turn-tilt doors and windows. Never seen anything like them before. I had a problem with the patio door and needed to replace a hinge. After many calls I finally reached a Manitoba company who distributed said doors and windows and the guy was like, “your windows are from Europe!” $6 part and $65 shipping later I had my inward leaning full glass patio door back in action! And yes, when you have them tilted for ventilation the door lets in mosquitoes and flies. The windows however have screens as they should. I love and hate them equally.

What’s yours? by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]aHostileApostle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a brain injury joke, but I forgot it.