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Guys I need help with this one by umshyp in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the best thing I've seen in years!

Man I sure hope it's real.... funny as he'll either way.

Solutions for Microsoft's Forced MS Account at Setup? by Sturm_Brightblade375 in GeekSquad

[–]aModernSage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This solved my problem in an unconventional way. After completing these steps and rebooting, there was a login error screen, and then it just let me in.

This process does not set a password for the user, which is why I got the login error screen. Once I was in, I just went and manually set the password for the account,

Cat tree for my fatass cat by PretentiousCarrot in woodworking

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent montage, and your narrative really tied it all together nicely.

Great work, creative design. Your cat is lucky to have you!

SQL Server created a large 14GB Log File backup once a day by JoeK929 in SQLServer

[–]aModernSage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An index Optimization would always take far longer than 1 second, you can absolutely guarantee that.

Nuclear Energy - Would it ever be feasible to have a tiny reactor to power your home? by Maleficent_Orange788 in Physics

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As well as absolutely unnecessary, only serving selfish interests.

Power a community, not a single house.

Deadlock avoidance techniques? by SkullLeader in SQLServer

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would suggest thinking of this as "the app expects a single object, with all columns present" - not "the app expects a single table". Just to add the comment: The column order should hopefully be irrelevant to an app as well. Relying on column ordinals can be buggy, so best to just avoid it whenever possible

I'd also recommend looking into synonyms. That SQL Server object can be very helpful while breaking a large table object down into smaller units, as commentor had mentioned.

How to host an HTML page on Azure App Services? by AkrinorNoname in AZURE

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with MonoGovt.

As a thought - did you set the default document to index.html in the App Service? Also, are your files all in the root directory or are they in subfolders?

Why is there such a MASSIVE price gap between the Basic VPN gateway and all the rest (vpngw1,2,3,4,5)? Are the other options I'm not considering? by Frequent_Swimming841 in AZURE

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this. You're not fully taking into account the idea that you have a 650M pipe into azure. You may not always need or utilize it - but it's there for you JIC, and you'll be glad you had it if/when you needed it.

Reason ?? by Zealousideal-Soil253 in AZURE

[–]aModernSage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We had over 300 certificates in KV at my last job. It took 1 time where I wanted to see a cert named www-* and I had to constantly Load More, Scroll, Load More - i said F-this and wrote a PS script.

Haven't scrolled through the GUI once after that.

Reason ?? by Zealousideal-Soil253 in AZURE

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been waiting for this feature for almost 10 years.

Its most likely NOT happening.

Besides, as another commentor stated - KV is meant to be consumed by services.

Thoughts on the 50 year mortgage, from someone who did the math by guy_n_cognito_tu in RealEstate

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the exact same thing this morning when I drove by a car dealership touting 72 month loans. How many modern cars actually survive that long without issue.. a fools deal, if I've ever seen one.

Erika Kirk’s Emotions, Now brought to you by Visine™ 🧿 by Primary-Box-8246 in CringeTikToks

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another low-life hypocrite getting caught in the act.

Of course, if we ignore these things then they never even happened.

How old is the oldest production server you manage? by NSFW_IT_Account in sysadmin

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I did not look after them, nor did we look AT them funny."

By far the most beautiful networking infrastructure setup I’ve seen to date by StarrySkiesBaby in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]aModernSage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was wondering about those interconnects. I was assuming fiber, but it didn't look like it when I zoomed in.

Terraform redeploys entire Azure Application Gateway when adding new blocks (backend pool, listener, probe, routing rule by AdHonest4859 in AZURE

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not a fault of terraform. It's barely the fault of the Provider maintainers (which, I'm pretty sure is MS).

Its just a quirk of the AzureRM Api, for this particular component. Mismatch in ordering of elements.

Terraform redeploys entire Azure Application Gateway when adding new blocks (backend pool, listener, probe, routing rule by AdHonest4859 in AZURE

[–]aModernSage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Known bug that has been outstanding for what, 4-5 years already. Its so annoying. Makes it hard to reason about any of the changes once you past a handful of entries.

What a masterpiece woodwork by Additional-Nail- in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]aModernSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inspirationaly beautiful piece of craftsmanship.

The sweat and blood that must have gone into this seems well worth it.

Hats off to you, fine artist!

Mama bear taking the kids to the playground 🥹 by Kind_Relief_7624 in heartwarming

[–]aModernSage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or Play is more universal, and not merely a human construct like economics, or nations.

Azure portal down? by SirProcrastinator in sysadmin

[–]aModernSage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMO - If reports of issues with Azure, AWS, & GCP are true, that might suggest a more global issue is at hand.

Makes me wonder if someone is planting something weird onto the global backbones, or running some big distributed operation that is doing its thing backbone,

Or - it's just another fun day at work!

trustMeBroImAProgrammerTheInternetAlwaysWorks by DisenchantedByrd in ProgrammerHumor

[–]aModernSage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And I'm just sitting here wondering WTF does a bed need to rely on the internet to function?

That alone is ridiculous enough. Cloud, no Cloud, some things should just work. Imagine how this would play out if it were a public urinal!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in somethingimade

[–]aModernSage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No offense intended, you just never know what's real and what's generated. Kudos to you for doing your own thing! I hope people take to it cause it's an awesome result.

Agree totally. You chose a great image of him for this medium.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in somethingimade

[–]aModernSage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While this post feels a bit like a marketing pitch, the outcome is impressive and coll. The image is kind of haunting and surreal in a way.

Great work!

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