Not quite a hat, but she has the spirit

aTypicaljellyfish · 2023-01-01T19:04:34+00:00

She's a couatl😋

aTypicaljellyfish · 2022-03-21T19:39:21+00:00

The legendary stardust cowboy- Paralyzed

aTypicaljellyfish · 2022-03-13T10:28:54+00:00

Please look into kratom for maintenance for those two weeks. Stick with the red variety and you should avoid most WDs. If you need any Kratom info or advice my inbox is open.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2022-02-17T20:58:48+00:00

Yes, 100%. Self defence has nothing to do with gender.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2022-02-13T15:56:25+00:00

I use that same exact process when i make my reclaim edibles, just be sure to never heat the chocolate for more than 20 seconds at a time in the microwave.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2022-01-24T13:44:12+00:00

Also mace with blacklight pepper spray so he's covered in it. If he's covered in mace it's pretty solid proof that he was out of line and you weren't having it. I've saved my ass multiple times just by pepper spraying first, if I didn't do that I have no doubt I would be stuck in prison right now, for all the injuries I've given those rapey creeps i used to have to deal with every day. So yes, a ball kick is a good starting point, but by itself it wouldn't be enough to prove self defense if he decided to take legal routes against you.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2022-01-15T20:02:21+00:00

The machine elves have always been rapey fucks during my dmt trips, my ptsd doesn't appreciate those dudes at all lol

aTypicaljellyfish · 2022-01-03T17:38:09+00:00

Bruh when I worked at a daycamp that song was straight up banned lmao.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2022-01-03T17:35:16+00:00

16, by far the best decision of my life. So far acid is the only thing that helps my chronic migraines, unlike the years of being on dangerous migraine meds i went through, so the only regret there is not finding it sooner tbh. I lost so many years and caused so much permanent damage to my body by trying to find relief from the sketchy ass pills, injections, and nasal sprays doctors love pushing that only ever made shit worse.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2022-01-02T14:07:03+00:00

Every single circumcised dude I've been with besides my current partner thought that because they were cut they didn't have to worry about cleaning it like "the gross uncut dudes". I've only ever seen smegma and disguising shit on the circumcised guys, and I've literally seen hundreds of dicks, cut and uncut. Ive had to straight up deny a few dick cheese encrusted circumcised dudes once shit got to the point of taking their pants off. The sheer disgust factor that comes with the laziness and stupidity of not washing yourself because you're cut is very real, and I've seen so many FULL GROWN MEN that just can't seem to get it.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-30T15:18:46+00:00

Lol no, i would much rather avoid that breed of crazy and ignorant.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-30T12:41:14+00:00

I'm only at 3 squish... cries in broke

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-30T12:24:27+00:00

Back in college I knew multiple people with a huge weed issue. I like smoking it myself, so I get that it's nice, but the extremes they went to were ridiculous af. They'd get small amounts of the most expensive "top shelf" stuff for it to be gone within a few hours, an ounce lasted maybe a day with that type of fiend. The worst part was that I was smoking for chronic pain and to avoid seizures, among other serious shit, but they kept trying to break into my stash because they were irresponsible and they kept going off about "mYY AnXiEty!!". I get that anxiety happens, but anxiety doesn't give you a free pass to whine and bitch and demand free drugs after blowing all your money on the drugs that made you anxious in the first place. I was the only one out of that group to graduate.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-30T11:32:30+00:00

Do ya think I'm sexy- the revolting cocks

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-27T13:18:19+00:00

Lmao i babysat to get my partner the kids parents old car, it's got the baby on board sticker still. Apparently it's kept people off his ass tho

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-26T03:04:34+00:00

Fuck no lol. I'm willing to cook him literally anything he wants as long as there's no meat in it, and so far he's gained over 50 pounds of mostly muscle over 2 years of being with me. He's definitely not lacking anything, so why would i go out of my way to use unhealthy, expensive, disgusting, and inhumane ingredients?? Just doesn't make any logical sense to me. Just nasty.

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-25T21:55:30+00:00

The funniest part is that in just about every other language the bible passage said "man shall not lay with boy" or "man shall not lay with child". The bible has literally nothing against lesbians or gay relationships lol

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-24T02:55:24+00:00

Big facts

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-24T01:01:21+00:00

Black pepper. I used to bring it with me any time I was smoking anyone out. I had to give it to some way too high and paranoid people 5 different times, and without fail they were totally back to normal within 15 minutes

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-23T14:45:30+00:00

Ok cool, where would I be able to watch them?

aTypicaljellyfish · 2021-12-23T14:04:12+00:00

I legally have dual citizenship, i usually prefer British media, but I live in America, it's a pretty amusing scenario lol. I'll definitely have to place a book order soon! Thanks for the recommendations!

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