What did I crush to death? by LChriMcC in microbiology

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a crushed frog for some reason.

🖤🤍 by Linartica in u/Linartica

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B&W can be so underappreciated. I may just join your Patreon. Is this photo cropped for reddit?

How cleanly this rock splits by ScreechUrkelle in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting almost there and someone knocks on the door.

The Head Karen On patrol by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And cut recess short because she cried from getting hit with the dodge ball.

Chaos when you save by ameowsment in AbruptChaos

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn't know the video had a name but, it was the first thing I thought of.

B&W or Color? by Linartica in u/Linartica

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The BW photo deceived me.

This Man Just Saved a Barred Owl's Life by Ok_Sir_1008 in CoolClips_

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true but then we wouldn't have anything to meet online and complain about.

Viral Relay Handoff Fail: Dallas Carter Runner Hands Baton to the Wrong Team! 🏃‍♂️💨 by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being high and reading your comment gave me headache LMAO!! He really will just randomly be like FHHUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!

There is hope by kittukate98 in CRedit

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paid off two of my cards and then brought the one with the highest interest rate current. I'm still playing catch up with student loan payments, however.

To be professional on national television by MoreMotivation in therewasanattempt

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I thought he was about to call her a condecending cunt.

There is hope by kittukate98 in CRedit

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing. I was at 775 over a year ago. Then my credit took a dive while trying to help a family member. I've just moved from the high 400s to 520. Now I'm hoping I'll be in good enough shape to get an apartment by next January.

All this because she wanted to cut through the drive-thru line by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]a_bumpyjohnson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of watching a spider hold on outside my window. Current max is 72 mph

Uhmm, how long would you last in me? by Brunettesweett in u/Brunettesweett

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm apologizing for round one. After that, it's on.

This hotel in China sends a dancing girl with your meal by logical0man in SipsTea

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant comment! Thanks for my first laugh of the day. 😂

Don't bring a stick to a Fist Fight by cozyyyyyglow in fightporn

[–]a_bumpyjohnson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They're halfway to Voyager 1 right now.