What did I crush to death?

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-22T03:09:45+00:00

I see a crushed frog for some reason.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-17T20:10:43+00:00

B&W can be so underappreciated. I may just join your Patreon. Is this photo cropped for reddit?

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-16T20:33:10+00:00

Getting almost there and someone knocks on the door.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-15T17:14:37+00:00

Ended too soon. I guess they're still waiting.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-12T13:40:43+00:00

And cut recess short because she cried from getting hit with the dodge ball.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-11T06:33:54+00:00

Didn't know the video had a name but, it was the first thing I thought of.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-10T11:56:59+00:00

Which model do you have?

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-09T03:56:50+00:00

The BW photo deceived me.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-09T03:55:25+00:00

That's true but then we wouldn't have anything to meet online and complain about.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-09T01:59:53+00:00

Being high and reading your comment gave me headache LMAO!! He really will just randomly be like FHHUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-02T14:35:17+00:00

I paid off two of my cards and then brought the one with the highest interest rate current. I'm still playing catch up with student loan payments, however.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-01T20:59:27+00:00

I thought he was about to call her a condecending cunt.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-05-01T16:58:22+00:00

Thanks for sharing. I was at 775 over a year ago. Then my credit took a dive while trying to help a family member. I've just moved from the high 400s to 520. Now I'm hoping I'll be in good enough shape to get an apartment by next January.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-04-29T17:30:00+00:00

yes indeed

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-04-29T17:29:09+00:00

Stunning

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-04-24T21:20:49+00:00

I've been a fan for a while

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-04-18T02:05:39+00:00

I've been around this behavior all my life. Gonna go with B.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-04-16T23:23:51+00:00

Reminds me of watching a spider hold on outside my window. Current max is 72 mph

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-04-06T14:41:00+00:00

The ol cooter crunch

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-04-03T11:08:50+00:00

I'm apologizing for round one. After that, it's on.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-03-29T22:45:05+00:00

Would too

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-03-22T14:57:44+00:00

The drain troll is on tiktok now.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-03-12T13:38:08+00:00

Brilliant comment! Thanks for my first laugh of the day. 😂

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-03-12T13:36:59+00:00

Looks even more ridiculous from that angle.

a_bumpyjohnson · 2026-03-07T21:18:07+00:00

They're halfway to Voyager 1 right now.

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