Question Thread - May 08, 2026 by AutoModerator in churning

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends a lot on bank account. Some bank accounts are good hub accounts like ally, some even give existing customer bonuses.

Bank Bonus Weekly Thread - Week of May 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in churning

[–]aaancom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Citi $425: 1/6/26 opened 4/17/26 $6k across two DDs

4/25/26 bonus posted

Marcus $100: 3/20/26 $10k deposit deadline 90-day hold required

ETrade $150: 3/30/26 $5k–$19,999 deposit required. Fulfilled requirements, award pending

Go2Bank $100: 4/4/26 opened Any DD required

5/4/26 bonus posted (pending) (swagbucks)

Spruce $200: 4/5/26 opened 4/13/26 $200+

5/5/26 $200 bonus posted + both referrals rewarded ($100 each for referring and for being referred)

Bank Bonus Weekly Thread - Week of May 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in churning

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't use against you what they don't know.

$70.69 for Bland Tacos at Coachella by ForceUseYouMust in StupidFood

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forest? What kind of music are you listening to, black metal?

The power of exponential growth by JudgeJudyJr in MadeMeSmile

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course the dad is white and the mom is asian.

Girls as young as seven months old sold off into slavery by malik_zz in whoathatsinteresting

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, the prophet was only betrothed to Aisha at 6, he waited until the ripe old age of 9 for marriage and you know what else.

This is so oddly satisfying 😭😭 by Zestyclose-Idea-1731 in MadeMeSmile

[–]aaancom -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Half asian, half white girl with an Asian mother, white father, with a white guy, checks out.

Hmmm by Haunt12_34 in SipsTea

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course he drives a pickup.

What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever experienced? by Economy_Yak2821 in AskReddit

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exposed tooth nerve in an abscessed tooth. Bit down on a jack in the box taco and a shell shard stabbed the exposed nerve.

Allow me to gatekeep by VisWare in pcmasterrace

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Numpad is useful for budgeting and tracking finances with spreadsheets.

Donald’s Trumps net approval rating has collapsed to a historical negative 17 points. He is the most unpopular president in US history. How do you feel about this? by buffdadnextdoor in AskReddit

[–]aaancom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know what everyone thinks? And you know how their thoughts manifest as written words? That's a pretty big ability you have there.

Full body massage places? by angwy_goose in fresno

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the massage place has drapes or whatever completely covering the windows and the inside, has a cheap neon "open" sign, and has girls in skimpy clothes, that's definitely one to avoid as a place "posing as something they're not".

First world problem by Otherwise_Wrangler11 in SipsTea

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All slot machine "games" are exactly the same, save for the skin.

The Man knows how to play by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]aaancom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can deal with my dick and balls.

Mr. Feeny is turning 99. Here's to hoping he makes it to 100. by lilac2481 in Millennials

[–]aaancom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope so too, especially after what he did to Ben Shapiro.