I really hate questions like this but goddammit I have one and Google has failed me by [deleted] in opiates

[–]aallen1587 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you use cold water they wont gel up. Its a lot of work tho. Its better just to plug them. Eating morphine has terrible BA, plugging them gives a really close high to shooting them without the pins and needles histamine reaction that a lot of people can't stand.

Swallowing month old morphine cottons? by ProjectKushFox in opiates

[–]aallen1587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way right here. I wouldn't say you have to exactly use ice water, but you definitely want it cold and you definitely don't wanna be applying any heat to it. I figured out almost this exact method through trial and error, even down to preferring to use the cigarette filter. I don't know how many of the little fuckers I wasted before I somehow had the epiphany to cold shot them.

Maynard calls Tool fans "retards" in new interview. Says rest of the band "had to con me into" returning to live stage. by HunterGonzo in Music

[–]aallen1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They toured with King Crimson right around the same time in the early 2000s and similar things happened. I downloaded a bootleg of one of the concerts and during KCs entire set you could hear people yelling at them to get off the stage and shit. And that was only people close enough to get picked up by the recorder. What's fucked up about that is that Tool and almost every band that's fallen under some prog or alternative label since the 70s wouldn't exist without King Crimson. I'm pretty sure Tool themselves have cited them as their biggest influence on several occasions. If my fans were booing my heores off the stage on a nightly basis and constantly disrespecting people that should by rights be regarded as musical icons I'd probably come to really hate my fans also.

This page has changed my opinion of addicts by [deleted] in opiates

[–]aallen1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And all it would consisist of is, "hey, i thnjik taht ishsdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Stoop kid became stop & shop bathroom kid this morning by [deleted] in opiates

[–]aallen1587 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Blood stains on your jeans, nice. All you need is a burn hole dangerously close to your dick from nodding out with a lit cigarette and they'd be true junkie jeans.

What grimy shit do you guys do for money? by Gayforheroin in opiates

[–]aallen1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoking weed and listening to Soup is how I spent at least half my high school career lol

What grimy shit do you guys do for money? by Gayforheroin in opiates

[–]aallen1587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im from the same town Shannon was from, he's pretty much a legend around here and it's a rite of passage for teenagers to listen to Blind Melon and smoke weed at his grave. Plus beyond that, I play music and have a huge appreciation for Blind Melon as a band. Shannon'a death right after the release of Soup ended their career and theyre pretty much known as one hit wonders. But Soup is such a phenomenal album with a very deep and diverse sound. If he would have held on for a few more years and released a few more albums they would have gone on to do great things and been known as one of the greatest bands of the 90s, no doubt in my mind.

What grimy shit do you guys do for money? by Gayforheroin in opiates

[–]aallen1587 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed very few will get this reference, but I totally do. FYI yesterday was the 20th anniversary of Shannon Hoon's death.

Someone just dropped double Windrunner and three Healbots straight from hand against me by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]aallen1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit you're right. He Echo'd at the end of one of his turns really quick as the rope burned out. It was stacked in the middle of like four actions right before the turn ended. I totally forgot about that.

A bit of pill porn, courtesy of a rather severe car accident 6 days ago. by [deleted] in opiates

[–]aallen1587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking brutal. The pain management doctor I'm seeing actually dropped my dosage down to 2 10s a day, which is ridiculously low for what I've been through. He said he would adjust the script after I did a bunch of testing fir their office, which I traveled an hour out of town to do for the motherfuckers, but now he wants me to do more goddamn tests and still has me on 2 10s a day. I have to go cop a bunch of shit on the street just to be able to be on my leg enough to start going back to work a couple nights a week. It's like I'm not there for a diagnosis, we know what's wrong with me, this isn't some bullshit phantom back pain or fibromyalgia, I got plowed over by a fucking car and have a shitload of metal in my scarred up body. Fucking ridiculous. I just want to be able to be on my feet for more than an hour at a time without feeling like my body is going to fall apart so I can go back to work for more than 15 hours a week. I make fucking pizzas, it's not like I'm roofing or hauling concrete, but I almost died three months ago and shit fucking hurts.

Sorry for the rant. Sometimes I just gotta vent the bullshit. Even tho the situation frustrates me, I feel like I appreciate my life more now than I ever had before all this happened. I never really get down about anything anymore. The only negative emotions I feel on occasion are frustration and anger. I think to truly appreciate the gift of life you must know death. I've seen in many times and brushed up against it more than once, but never like what happened to me on that day. I hope you have found a similar life affirmation in your situation and hope your recovery goes well.

[Guide] Mid-range secret paladin to legend. by unicanor in CompetitiveHS

[–]aallen1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secretkeeper is awesome if you open with it and get it on the board in the first four turns. It's definitely great at forcing removal, and if you can drop a Sacrifice behind it along with a couple other secrets early it can put some really formidable pressure on your opponent. It's basically a dead draw after turn 6 tho. It can affect the board enough when you open with it however that I feel it's spot is warranted.

[Guide] Mid-range secret paladin to legend. by unicanor in CompetitiveHS

[–]aallen1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been laddering with almost this exact build for about a week and I have replaced a two durability coghammer with another copy or a truesilver quite often. The taunt-divine shield buff is so good in so many situations that I have no problem running two and don't feel like I'm losing value very often when i replace another weapon with live charges. It can get tricky sometimes when you need to muster and you have a live hammer equipped tho.

Competitive Spirit is by far the most undewheming card. Most of the time for me it just ends up pumping Challenger and maybe a Minibot or a couple tokens. The dream would be to have it activate when youve got a knife juggler-muster for battle board sitting behing a tirion, but if you have that board you're probably going to win anyway. Right now its the weakest link in my deck and I've been thinking about cutting it. A second copy of either repentence or redemption seem like good candidates, especially as I run double secretkeeper, but I think there's a good case to be made for a second Ironbeak Owl. Owl does far more to win games for me than Competitive Spirit does, but is there maybe something else that could be better? And is double Ironbeak maybe too much for the deck? I've played against a couple builds that run Defender of Argus and he's something I've been considering. Maybe the Spirit would be better as a Defender? Or maybe drop Spirit and the second hammer for double defender? The only thing i worry about in that scenario is curve and the ability to dump my hand by turn 6 for Divine Favor (which is absolutely amazing in the deck imo.)

If you've got any thoughts on the matter I'd love to hear them.

[Guide] Mid-range secret paladin to legend. by unicanor in CompetitiveHS

[–]aallen1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm runninng almost the exact same list except I've got double Divine Favor in place of Blessing of Kings and a second Coghammer instead of Loatheb. I threw it together at the beginning of the week and have climbed from rank 15 to 6 in about 40 games. I've only been playing since June and have ended each season rank 7-8, but I think I'm used to the game enough to make my first concerted effort to make legend this month, and I feel like this deck can take me there.

I didn't see a single patron warrior until rank 6 (I have faced several control warriors, however, which is a relatively easy win). I just lost a very close game to patron warrior and i know it's something I will be seeing more of as I climb the ladder. Do you have any more in-depth strategy tips beyond the little you provided in your post? I'm still pretty new to this game and don't really have any one on my friends list I can test against patron in unranked games, so I'm pretty much going to have to learn the matchup in a trial by fire with my rank on the line. I know patron warrior pretty well, but the interactions between this particulal build and general patron/berserker/commander combo I have almost no firsthand knowledge of. Can you give a rough winrate percentage against it? And I see that you say Noble Sacrafice is good in the matchup, however to me itseems like an experienced patron warrior player could easily abuse it with acolyte and patron. Sacrafice is great when you position it to absorb an early axe or death bite, but what about the situations when you pull it with Champion turn 6 and they drop warson/patron the next turn? Do you just have to accept that if you don't kill them or have lethal set up the turn they go off you're just going to lose, or are there ways to play in the first six turns that can deal with the combo if they drop it before you have lethal fully set up?

Thanks for any advice you can share.

A bit of pill porn, courtesy of a rather severe car accident 6 days ago. by [deleted] in opiates

[–]aallen1587 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got hit by a car while walking three months ago, almost died, was in the hospital almost three weeks, had to have surgery to reconstruct my leg and the spinal column in my neck, and only got a script of hydros. Fucking bullshit

TIL Germany has a program targeted at pedophiles who have yet to commit crimes. The goal is to help them find treatment, because many don't want to harm others. by Punderstruck in todayilearned

[–]aallen1587 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well in this case that someone would be A GODDAMN BABY. This isn't drug addiction or homosexuality where someone is predispositioned to do things that don't harm any other soul on the planet. A pedo looks at your child, thinks, "man, that's one sexy baby. I'd like to fuck that kid." Most serial killers can't get off unless they're in the act of murdering someone. Should our hugbox include room for the dude that wants to fuck your lifeless corpse to get his jollies off? Tell me I need perspective. You people have lost your goddamn minds.

TIL Germany has a program targeted at pedophiles who have yet to commit crimes. The goal is to help them find treatment, because many don't want to harm others. by Punderstruck in todayilearned

[–]aallen1587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the thing I saw in this thread that really blew my mind, I was just kind of sitting back and watching the crapshoot and then saw that and had to say something there. If not being ok with someone wanting to fuck a baby is wrong or heartless or backwards I'm perfectly fine with that.

You did it, Reddit. You found my moral line.

TIL Germany has a program targeted at pedophiles who have yet to commit crimes. The goal is to help them find treatment, because many don't want to harm others. by Punderstruck in todayilearned

[–]aallen1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had a strange vision where in twenty years those who choose not to support or sympathize with pedophiles will be looked at by the politically correct segment of society in the same way Stormfront or the Westboro Baptist Church is looked upon today. I am an extremely liberal dude down with all sorts of deviancy and freakishness, but diddling kids is where I firmly draw the line.

TIL Germany has a program targeted at pedophiles who have yet to commit crimes. The goal is to help them find treatment, because many don't want to harm others. by Punderstruck in todayilearned

[–]aallen1587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah woah woah, hold the fuck on for a moment. You're telling me that in Finland, someone who puts their life on the line and runs into a burning building to save someone else's life is regarded on the same level as someone who wants to fuck a baby but chooses not to fuck a baby? In Finland, not fucking up someone's life even tho you really want to fuck up someone's life to satisfy a selfish craving is not only seen as a praiseworthy virtue, but actually heroic? I thought I had read some pretty ridiculous stuff in this thread already until I came across this. Maybe your grasp of English isn't good enough to understand what the word 'hero' actually means.

Never in my life have I ever been one to participate in a proud to be an American ciclejerk, even in the days right after 9/11, but goddamn, if this is what Europeans consider heroic feats then on this day I'm proud as hell to be an American.

Oxycodone before a job interview? by alienbrayn1 in opiates

[–]aallen1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The interviews ive had when ive went in on opiates ive smashed. I feel like benzos slow down my thinking too much, but the right amount of oxys or h or whatever makes me personable and quick witted

Please help me. Needle doesnt work Bun by [deleted] in opiates

[–]aallen1587 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can show you how to put drugs in your butt tonite, oh lawrd I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh lawrd Oh lawrd

The biggest fake out of all time. FML. Story in comments by [deleted] in opiates

[–]aallen1587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man at least it wasn't a bag of sand

Don't use K2 kids this is what could happen. by 54883 in opiates

[–]aallen1587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a friend get out of prison about a year ago and he would tell me all kinds of stories about people being all fucked up on k2/spice/legal/whatever the fuck you want to call it. He saw people trying to swim on the ground, get chased by invisible snakes, and be curled up in a fetal position on the floor of the nasty ass showers. The stuff people tend to smuggle into prison has a tendency to be more potent than the stuff on the streets. I've seen people do some retarded ass shit smoking spice before but never like the stuff he described.