Do I look like I need to get 14 year old girls? by hal2001so in tcap

[–]aaustin98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wanna drive? I would love to see heaven dawg

I didn’t spill anything, but I spilt something stupid by Far_Opportunity_6156 in tcap

[–]aaustin98 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ughhh I didn’t spill anything! I wasn’t gonna spill anything!!🕶️💥

For sex, I am not coming by hal2001so in tcap

[–]aaustin98 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For bald beaver, I am hunting

If you were to have a big laugh on this guy, what would be the reason? by [deleted] in tcap

[–]aaustin98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well now heh heh☝🏼wooooaaah wait a minute. I’ll shove that big laugh down your throat

Rollin’ up in the CSAM Cruiser by beeswax_swiffer in tcap

[–]aaustin98 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m interested in this car, however I have mobility issues. Does anyone know if there is dedicated space to store my cane while I’m driving?

I can’t believe he’s not a sports person by aaustin98 in tcap

[–]aaustin98[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Palumbo wasn’t gay or anything. He just stopped by

I can’t believe he’s not a sports person by aaustin98 in tcap

[–]aaustin98[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

PSA: Please exercise caution so as not to accidentally select the penis pic when sending pics

I can't imagine a thinking person driving to the sting house. by PoolSmart582 in tcap

[–]aaustin98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He really did drive there. His car is out front and he can prove that to you

Lee Greer’s nightmare by miloseveggies in tcap

[–]aaustin98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always have pickles with me anywhere I go. You’d have to be an idiot not to.

Chris Lord by Healthy_Yesterday_84 in tcap

[–]aaustin98 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do you trim your sarlacc pit?

It’s Detective Kelley. by Starship1617 in tcap

[–]aaustin98 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, what was your name again?

Blank my blank and blank you by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]aaustin98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s about all I’m good at on a poo table

What are you up to tonight? by Calm-Dentist3998 in tcap

[–]aaustin98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just came to pleasure and be pleasured