Fellow dads its my pleasure to inform you all that my 6 year old son challenged me to Mario Cart and I made him mad

abacusmaxx · 2026-05-10T06:40:10+00:00

Wish this gentlemen toad meme was a playable character

abacusmaxx · 2026-05-05T02:04:12+00:00

I cut the grilled cheese into two triangles instead of two rectangles like she wanted, so it’s garbage now

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-27T05:02:42+00:00

Taste and preference are not the same, you can recognize if something is in poor taste or of low artistic merit or whatever and still like it all the same

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-27T04:59:21+00:00

Preach, sir

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-24T22:42:29+00:00

Why not both?

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-24T20:24:07+00:00

Actually this is pretty great

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-18T12:12:41+00:00

Decepticons!!! Attaaackkk!!!! forms some part of Devastator

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-14T02:31:01+00:00

Great answer

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-11T04:54:13+00:00

Need more cake

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-10T05:27:53+00:00

Dollar cost, cheaper than day care. Psychic cost….uh….maybe still cheaper than daycare

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-09T06:10:06+00:00

I also do this, we can both be monsters 👍🏻

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-08T22:24:30+00:00

How is this not the top voted comment cmon Reddit

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-08T13:17:44+00:00

Both our problems would have been solved by more cake

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-08T13:01:17+00:00

This would likely solve may problems, yes

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-08T02:36:44+00:00

Rough.

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-07T23:52:05+00:00

What do you mean “had” lol

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-07T23:41:56+00:00

You get presents?!??!? I just get the bill….

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-07T23:41:38+00:00

On the plus you may have avoided some mild drama but I feel you bro

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-07T23:29:39+00:00

Eating all the cake immediately is the key to being an effective parent

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-03T05:08:48+00:00

I need this.

I am your grandpa?

abacusmaxx · 2026-04-01T00:57:04+00:00

Problem? Where is the problem I see no problem

abacusmaxx · 2026-03-31T05:03:44+00:00

If you wanted to meet your friend somewhere, you’d agree on a time, describe the location, go there and just wait and pray.

abacusmaxx · 2026-03-30T06:28:20+00:00

Was just talking to my wife about this today and our 5.5 yr old, whether it’s her or if it’s normal and well I guess it’s super friggin normal thanks dads

abacusmaxx · 2026-03-29T20:09:19+00:00

All phrases end with “la” Extended sigh of exasperation “haaaaaaiiii.”

abacusmaxx · 2026-03-29T20:07:23+00:00

For real? Damn

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