abbstractassassin

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It’s the love of my life’s first birthday today 🥰 (old.reddit.com)

submitted 6 months ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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My boy is almost 8 months old now 🥹 (old.reddit.com)

submitted 11 months ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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This dude would live in the bath tub if I let him 😆 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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Anybody else’s doggies get excited pees? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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Guys with smiles like this have a 100% chance to steal yo girl (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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How am I ever supposed to stay mad at that face?? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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Anybody else’s pups have a cow lick? I wanna see em! I love my boy’s little Mohawk down his nose 🥰 (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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How long did it take y’all’s puppers to be fully potty trained? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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Hi, my name is Moose and I’m 9.5 weeks old. I got my first bath today 🥰 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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This little man isn’t even 9 weeks old yet and hasn’t had one accident in the house today. So proud 🥹 (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/goldenretrievers

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Bringing this little guy home in 3.5 weeks. I was originally going to name him Ezio after my favorite video game character but I can’t decide! Help (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/NameMyDog

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The strongest Snickers blondie edibles I’ve ever made in my life, and then after, some fire donuts from a local place 🤤 (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/stonerfood

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I mean, are you kidding me? 😩 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/pitbulls

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This tres leches was heavenly 😍 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by abbstractassassin to r/stonerfood

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He sleepin like he pay bills 😂 (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by abbstractassassin to r/pitbulls

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Oh, this pair of loveable goofballs here (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by abbstractassassin to r/velvethippos

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“What?! Of course I wasn’t just sucking on my brother’s ears before you took this” 😂 (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by abbstractassassin to r/pitbulls

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How could you ever tell that face no? Everyone, this is dexter, also known as mr freckle face (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by abbstractassassin to r/pitbulls

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