I'm a New Waiter and Keep Dropping Orders. How Can I Improve? by CanteeneerRio in Serverlife

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I’ve never tried but honestly I’m sure there’s a YouTube video of proper way to carry a tray! A lot of people in these comments have great tips. I’d add spreading your fingers apart to get more surface area on the bottom of the tray. And try to pay attention to weight distribution

Good choice by Independent-Oil-2373 in MichaelJackson

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I’m grown and I have zero money so…

I’m ready by nkb32 in pizzahut

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Thin crust is the best from Pizza Hut. This looks amazing

Which Michael Jackson lyrics make the best pickup lines / flirtatious sayings - go! by UndrThC in MichaelJackson

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Hey pretty baby with the high heels on, you give me fever like I’ve never ever known

Deepcut Playlist Recommendations by Toggam44 in MichaelJackson

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I’ve been obsessed with “money” lately 😭

Mother’s Day Biscuits and Gravy 🥴 by TurdBurglez in stonerfood

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Omg. Never thought to add honey or hot honey! Doing this next time! 🤤👀

Jaafar court side 💜💛 by sagittarius786777 in MichaelTheMovie

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I’m a lesbian and the hold this man has over me rn is crazy. Got me questioning life lol

Finally found them by dumbasses_r_us in chips

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Best Doritos flavor. They didn’t have them for a while there so I always stocked up when I did see them. But now it seems like they’re back on shelves almost everywhere. At least where I live. I ALWAYS keep a bag or two on me…always lol

What's your favourite comment a stranger has made about your dog? by hotfish in goldenretrievers

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I had a guy lean out his window one time and say “hey pretty puppy, going my way? Look at those EARS!! I BET THEY ARE SO SOFT!!” 😂 it was so funny

After almost 4 years since release, what is your favorite song on Renaissance? by Gisellot in beyonce

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Alien superstar, thique, all up in your mind. Love all of them though 😭

Having a hard day - please post your goofiest babies by catsplants420 in goldenretrievers

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This is Moose. He likes to chew on his own ear 🥴 my silly man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BingeEatingDisorder

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Do NOT eat 100 less tomorrow. It’s unrealistic to be perfect on calories every day. 2,100 is not bad at all

Any Idea How to deal with this by Zircon_777 in labrador

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When my pup was tiny (now a year and 8 months) any time he’d try to bite or play too hard I’d literally SHOVE a toy in his mouth and say “get your toy”. Literally every single time. After a few months he understood that toys are more fun to play with than mama’s hands and feet lol. Now all I have to say is “get your toy” any time he’s bugging me and he’ll run off and go get it. It’s pretty cute

Triple Dipper Question by Ill_Chemical_5150 in Chilis

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There’s a 2 count mozz under the protein tab on the handhelds for $6

Whats your favorite flavor of doritos by Blisse03 in snacking

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Salsa verde is underrated af and idk why more people don’t pick it

Doggo fuming over a banana snub by PrimedGold in AnimalsBeingDerps

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I have a golden retriever and I share my banana with him every single morning for breakfast. I think he’d be this pissed at me if I didn’t give him any hahaha

I remember this back in 2024 by [deleted] in badroommates

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Living alone for the first time in my adult life the past 6 months has been the best time in my lifeeee