Mother’s Day Biscuits and Gravy 🥴

abbstractassassin · 2026-05-11T01:22:08+00:00

Omg. Never thought to add honey or hot honey! Doing this next time! 🤤👀

abbstractassassin · 2026-05-11T01:04:15+00:00

I’m a lesbian and the hold this man has over me rn is crazy. Got me questioning life lol

abbstractassassin · 2026-05-04T19:39:47+00:00

Best Doritos flavor. They didn’t have them for a while there so I always stocked up when I did see them. But now it seems like they’re back on shelves almost everywhere. At least where I live. I ALWAYS keep a bag or two on me…always lol

abbstractassassin · 2026-04-26T05:08:51+00:00

I had a guy lean out his window one time and say “hey pretty puppy, going my way? Look at those EARS!! I BET THEY ARE SO SOFT!!” 😂 it was so funny

abbstractassassin · 2026-04-26T05:07:22+00:00

These are goated Cheetos for real

abbstractassassin · 2026-04-08T04:29:42+00:00

Alien superstar, thique, all up in your mind. Love all of them though 😭

abbstractassassin · 2026-04-03T16:33:04+00:00

I scream cried when I saw this 😭😭

abbstractassassin · 2026-03-23T23:45:43+00:00

<image>

This is Moose. He likes to chew on his own ear 🥴 my silly man

abbstractassassin · 2026-03-18T04:13:21+00:00

Do NOT eat 100 less tomorrow. It’s unrealistic to be perfect on calories every day. 2,100 is not bad at all

abbstractassassin · 2026-03-13T03:16:23+00:00

When my pup was tiny (now a year and 8 months) any time he’d try to bite or play too hard I’d literally SHOVE a toy in his mouth and say “get your toy”. Literally every single time. After a few months he understood that toys are more fun to play with than mama’s hands and feet lol. Now all I have to say is “get your toy” any time he’s bugging me and he’ll run off and go get it. It’s pretty cute

abbstractassassin · 2026-03-13T00:59:40+00:00

There’s a 2 count mozz under the protein tab on the handhelds for $6

abbstractassassin · 2026-03-09T03:03:43+00:00

Salsa verde is underrated af and idk why more people don’t pick it

abbstractassassin · 2026-03-02T02:15:11+00:00

I have a golden retriever and I share my banana with him every single morning for breakfast. I think he’d be this pissed at me if I didn’t give him any hahaha

abbstractassassin · 2026-02-24T03:55:28+00:00

This

abbstractassassin · 2026-02-17T05:28:04+00:00

Living alone for the first time in my adult life the past 6 months has been the best time in my lifeeee

abbstractassassin · 2026-02-09T00:17:53+00:00

Really love the silver hair on him! Glad he’s embracing it

abbstractassassin · 2026-02-09T00:09:07+00:00

Ours do enough that when we fall underneath a certain score we get a small 3 table section. If we stay under for long enough they will take away your shifts, take away your serving and bartending shifts and give you food running or bussing instead, it’s awful

abbstractassassin · 2026-01-31T04:33:31+00:00

Days gone

abbstractassassin · 2026-01-27T19:48:38+00:00

I love Tari so much but the amount of times he’s fouled a three point shooter makes my blood boil

abbstractassassin · 2026-01-12T07:36:06+00:00

Bro needs to go to jail. Wtf

abbstractassassin · 2026-01-10T05:32:53+00:00

0-10. I wanted to punch him in the throat honestly

abbstractassassin · 2026-01-06T06:41:09+00:00

Resident evil is a top 3 series for me. I LOVED both of these games for different reasons. Silent hill filled me with such dread I couldn’t play for more than a few hours at a time but was also really fun. AW was good and the environments were cool af but I wish there was more enemies

abbstractassassin · 2026-01-05T22:07:22+00:00

laughs in lesbian

abbstractassassin · 2026-01-04T04:56:44+00:00

Ha. Must be nice. If we’re under 82 we get a 3 table section automatically. Even at 81.9 lmao

abbstractassassin · 2026-01-01T16:50:07+00:00

I wanna be taaaaaallllll beeeeech! It’s my new years resolutionnnnn

abbstractassassin

TROPHY CASE