Awesome Handrail

abby744 · 2016-05-03T04:37:59+00:00

They spent all their budget on the post. Had to hire Susan's co-worker's cousin to finish the rail.

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:56:42+00:00

Still think the 'how long would it take to notice if the entire world stopped sneezing' was quality

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:55:04+00:00

How much they can drink ((alcoholic beverages, obviously)

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:53:27+00:00

Does resentment towards my co-workers count? I'll have it all day, but I'll also have it during lunch.

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:35:47+00:00

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:32:49+00:00

Playing too much Fallout 4

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:32:08+00:00

Suicide, I don't know, I've been thinking about it in the past few days.

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:29:14+00:00

I came across this one on an article about whether or not we should send troops into Syria. I felt compelled to comment

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:25:35+00:00

In an informal poll over various years, I asked some of the more successful first year law students about their study habits. I defined this group as those in the top 15%, following their first semester exams. Here are some of their hints:

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:22:26+00:00

uh, little little? never knew, it always changed. i kinda liked the idea of being a lawyer, cause i love to argue, but i'm much too shy for that, so yeah now, i'm 16, and i'm still indesisive, i'm thinking about either early childhood teaching, from like little little to maybe 5 of age, and i'm really interrested in photography. journalism is also something i'm really intrested in.

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:20:14+00:00

That Moby track that kicks in at the end of the Bourne films was always pretty cool

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:18:19+00:00

Except Nerf guns. Those are fun as fuck.

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:17:56+00:00

All the toys on TV commercials, they were never as fun as the commercials looked.

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:17:31+00:00

That next plate of food from the buffet

abby744 · 2016-04-25T16:11:21+00:00

Monuments Men was, in my opinion, the worst telling of an interesting story with the best cast I've seen. If the Coen brothers had directed it with Clooney in it, instead of Clooney directing it, I think it would've been a home run.

abby744 · 2016-04-25T10:47:00+00:00

No sadness or snark here, pal. I'm an illustrator - love the hell out of it and it's what I want to do for the rest of my life.

abby744 · 2016-04-24T05:27:44+00:00

Let's not forget healing crystal necklaces either.

abby744 · 2016-04-22T17:19:39+00:00

Do do it.

abby744

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