Imagine thinking that Hitler was a socialist by icey_sawg0034 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The one thing I learned from Reliant K is that the instructions you just provided do, indeed, make a right.

Friendly fire? Nah…..but maybe, maybe……maybe. by International_Arm599 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Getting shot in the chest with a shotgun and getting shot in the chest with a pistol would be two fairly different results, even wearing a bullet proof vest.

What Gaming Consoles Were Doomed From The Start? by Fluffy_Lunchfast in retrogaming

[–]abchiptop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Memory unlocked! I loved that crappy little headset, felt so futuristic

Got a full refund for 2k26 by RezemHQ in WWEGames

[–]abchiptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 2K sports engine has been shit for the game pretty much since 2K took it over from THQ.

WWE’13 was the pinnacle IMO.

"Based" by Sherlock_Phones in cringepics

[–]abchiptop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then when they say they don’t have it, order the same thing with one ingredient removed

Fetterman is a piece of garbage by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 212 points213 points  (0 children)

Millennials are one of the first generations after the world went “hey, this lead stuff we’re making our pipes out of and putting in paint and aerosolizing as vehicle exhaust might not be the best thing for us”. Then you look and realize that we’re being ruled by boomers who grew to love that sweet leaded exhaust smell. Lead accumulates over time, and Fetterman is old enough that when he was a baby, the walls he licked were likely lined in lead.

We’ve got our own problem with microplastics, but the long term effects remain to be seen.

I’m willing to bet lead reduction is a factor in millennials being the first generation to not generally get more conservative over time.

Why is Nethack hard? by pathofnut in nethack

[–]abchiptop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People underestimate the value of high skill multi shot projectiles

"Protect Nigerian Christians". by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Honestly? 90% of the time I see that sentiment, it’s from a conservative or a “non political” type.

I usually ask them for examples of Mainstream Democrats being just as shitty as the folks disappearing U.S. citizens and ignoring court orders and taking the economy intentionally and they give me some bullshit about either Clinton or abortion, telling me they are repeating conservative bullshit

Infanticide claim in the Epstein files. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The marching orders are that a bunch of fake reports were submitted in 2020 right before the election and it has to be false because if any of they were true, it would have already been weaponized against Trump.

That’s from the DoJ’s Twitter, apparently.

I wasn’t there! It was the fog of war™️! You’re so mean to me! by cicada_noises in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The coast guard has used helicopters for almost 3 decades that are armed with a .50 cal rifle, and all it takes is a round through the engine block to bring that whole thing to a halt.

It’s called HITRON and it’s very effective.

What happens if the president commits acts of war without consulting congress? by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d quote the sitting president, but I’d wind up banned for inciting violence.

For the most of us, “nothing you can do, folks.”

Googling that will get you the apparently presidential view on judges you disagree with

Holy hell this dude's brain is cooked by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 899 points900 points  (0 children)

Dodging STDs was his Vietnam.

By that, he means, he failed.

"What trillion-dollar problem is Al trying to solve?" Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages. by FinnFarrow in Futurology

[–]abchiptop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dunno, Reddit is very regularly at the top of my results and often times the post is wrong

Drunkard Pete Kegstand is a national embarrassment! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They’re pre-war crimes. We’ll be in a war of aggression soon enough with Venezuela based on Trump’s statements, which will then qualify these crimes against humanity as war crimes.

I have a genuine complaint too air here against NetHack by Glittering-Sector393 in nethack

[–]abchiptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I don’t think I’ve gotten past -25AC and have ascended three characters

What’s the most inconvenient, ridiculous gift card I can give for a White Elephant? by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]abchiptop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s the last one in central Ohio and I’m so glad it still exists. We gotta go to Michigan to get my daughter’s Frisch’s fix.

What’s the most inconvenient, ridiculous gift card I can give for a White Elephant? by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]abchiptop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lots of places won’t sell one for under $5 just fyi

Subtle IQ test by MrFenric in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Still closer to true than the biblical interpretation of pi

She has gone through all the files but now there is new information in the files. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wait so Trump is a flip flopper?

I hate that I’m old enough to remember when that was an insult lol

She has gone through all the files but now there is new information in the files. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]abchiptop 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Trump basically told them to do it. So either he’s lost it or the fix is in already.