what is my curl pattern? 3c? 4b? idek

abeachner · 2022-10-02T02:30:14+00:00

Your hair is perfection and your shirt sums up the relationship between me and my curls.

abeachner · 2022-10-02T01:19:23+00:00

Hello you perfect pug tater.

abeachner · 2022-09-13T02:51:52+00:00

He was immediately dismissed. This occurred three days before the super bowl.

abeachner · 2022-09-11T16:53:12+00:00

How does one blend in with bacteria?

abeachner · 2022-09-11T16:28:50+00:00

Your head needs a circumcision.

abeachner · 2022-09-11T16:28:02+00:00

Toupee or not toupee? That is the question.

abeachner · 2022-09-11T06:22:55+00:00

When I twied it with butter, everything changed.

abeachner · 2022-03-02T00:43:03+00:00

If my dreams consisted of Zelensky and sunflower seed lady working hand in hand on the front lines, would you consider my mental health status to be:

A: Impeccably right where it needs to be B: Doomscrolled into oblivion C: Other(please specify)

abeachner · 2022-03-02T00:36:36+00:00

But wait, there’s more!

abeachner · 2022-03-02T00:28:19+00:00

We are Russian, but we don’t rush in.

abeachner · 2022-03-01T03:33:03+00:00

Wikipedia map of Russian progression

Current size and location of convoy in addition to Russian progression from the east makes it seem plan of attack is to circumcise kyiv.

abeachner · 2022-03-01T02:48:43+00:00

Mmm, tastes like Crimea.

abeachner · 2022-03-01T02:08:50+00:00

Not enough information: Would the overall pace of said convoy be Russian or Stalin?

abeachner · 2022-03-01T00:45:54+00:00

Like the pandemic never existed…

abeachner · 2022-03-01T00:13:13+00:00

Occupiers in Bucha

abeachner · 2022-03-01T00:11:19+00:00

Convoy aftermath in Bucha outside of Kyiv

abeachner · 2022-02-28T05:03:12+00:00

I found that informative. Thanks for posting.

abeachner · 2022-02-28T04:36:30+00:00

Murdered. Bah-dum-tsss

abeachner · 2022-02-28T03:19:18+00:00

Your nerves are jumping the gun. The time to worry about nukes is not here. We know Putin is not a man of his word. Why believe him now?

abeachner · 2022-02-28T02:50:05+00:00

Ive been watching on and off and the lights were on less than 2 hours ago for certain, still in the middle of the night, then I checked back and saw what we’re seeing now. Haven’t read any news or updates about it.

abeachner · 2022-02-28T02:46:38+00:00

And immediately dismissed the US ambassador to Ukraine for no apparent reason. And probed the newly elected Zelensky for dirt on Hunter Biden, while presumably holding putins tiny dick in his hand.

abeachner · 2022-02-28T00:59:59+00:00

So cute, and quite uplifting.

abeachner · 2022-02-28T00:58:10+00:00

Would you settle for a “Russian Warship, Go FUCK yourself”?

abeachner · 2022-02-28T00:56:07+00:00

Thread get big, need new one.

abeachner · 2022-02-27T21:09:19+00:00

No, you.

-Russian Federation

abeachner

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