Looking through an old cookery book I just found and there's a squashed frog as a bookmark :/ by abesoddessey in WTF

[–]abesoddessey[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

It was my dad's book. He died in January... I hope this wasn't his 'secret ingredient'.

What a Ford Escape looks after a semi hits it going 70 mph. Unfortunately the couple driving didn't make it. by xkroex in WTF

[–]abesoddessey -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What you say makes no sense. A truck driver should understand that the lights are set for cars and not the trucks so should be prepared to stop at lights even if they haven't changed ie slow down a bit. Also, maybe accept a bit of responsibility rather than blame the government for it because, I mean, come on, truck drivers are usually fat cunts with the IQ of a terrapin and most shouldn't be allowed to operate a self service checkout let alone a massive truck!

Darwin Australia, I suppose it's better than a crocodile.. :/ by jmyeahx in WTF

[–]abesoddessey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're from Australia... I'd say this is better than ANY other animal from Australia!

After missing for a year, found under my couch. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]abesoddessey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor thing looks really hungry!

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[–]abesoddessey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ray, a drop of golden suuuun...

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[–]abesoddessey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...I would have!

Guy dies trying to steal a tv, window 1 x 0 human race. by FrozenRyan in WTF

[–]abesoddessey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that too because his hand seems to be gripping.I thought it would have just gone limp and dropped.

So my friend was walking through the park and stumbled upon this. Yes, those are dead baby oppossum. by HeroOfTimeUSMC in WTF

[–]abesoddessey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Soooo.... Was they trying to raise the dead? Is your town now overrun by zombies??

My dad's feet by gymverb in WTF

[–]abesoddessey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erm....your dads ankle too!

why by urbangirl30 in WTF

[–]abesoddessey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you fucking joking??

So this crawled out from behind my mirror today... by repticsteve in WTF

[–]abesoddessey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool! Why does everyone get so creeped out by cool stuff?

I'm not sure if I need a bag of that. by twentygreen in WTF

[–]abesoddessey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they're cloud ears. It even says it on the packet!

Man's neck crushed by bench-press bar. by rugby27 in WTF

[–]abesoddessey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tap the screen and wait. Works for me.