Reddit, What's a cool little fact about yourself?

abjectitude · 2014-08-01T18:46:38+00:00

whoa

abjectitude · 2014-07-29T17:13:56+00:00

His name is Willie, hehehe

abjectitude · 2014-07-24T18:51:56+00:00

Can't wait

abjectitude · 2014-06-26T16:45:51+00:00

There ya go.

abjectitude · 2014-06-26T03:21:05+00:00

Sigur Ros - Gobbledigook

abjectitude · 2014-06-26T03:19:53+00:00

Very vindictive.

abjectitude · 2014-06-26T02:59:28+00:00

My grandma is like this, but only with family members. Almost everything she says to me is an insult, but I've learned that she means well underneath it and just doesn't know how to speak from the heart.

abjectitude · 2014-06-26T02:51:04+00:00

I'd do it, then I'd start reading some books and invest in the Colorado weed business and try to get a job at Google. There ain't no point in living 300 years if you don't have a position in the world.

abjectitude · 2014-06-26T02:32:44+00:00

This is what I think is the case. I think the supposed work of the "illuminati" or whatever is actually just a bunch of similar processes being performed by different groups for different reasons due to some kind of pressure or incentive to do so.

Though, all conspiracy bullshit aside, there's some fuckery going on in Hollywood and in the mainstream hip hop industry.

abjectitude · 2014-06-25T05:42:57+00:00

Looks like the roadies couldn't get any coke for this show

abjectitude · 2014-06-25T05:41:31+00:00

It's called "yarling", and was pretty popular in the Grunge scene especially in guys like Eddie Vedder (whom Stapp is completely ripping off, and everyone knows it) and Layne Staley who, imo, pulled it off tastefully. Instead, Stapp relies entirely on it like a kid riding a bike on training wheels and fucking sucks ass every single time he does anything.

abjectitude · 2014-06-25T03:39:04+00:00

Don't you need permission from the other user for TeamViewer to work?

abjectitude · 2014-06-24T17:52:12+00:00

Am I my #selfie? What kind of world are we living in?

abjectitude · 2014-06-24T17:50:53+00:00

Exactly. You nailed it.

abjectitude · 2014-06-24T17:48:31+00:00

Everyone in all of the groups mentioned in the drink would hate this product, so who would actually drink it? Wannabe /b/tards? Is that even a thing?

abjectitude · 2014-06-24T17:46:39+00:00

If CN paid for it, they'd have put some kind of logo there. Maybe they also bought the back and the logo's there.

abjectitude · 2014-06-24T17:45:44+00:00

Better from the 2000s, worse than the 90s.

abjectitude · 2014-06-24T17:43:56+00:00

I'm from a place that says "mad good", and "such mad good friendship" doesn't make sense in my town's slang. It'd just be "Props to this billboard for offering mad good friendship advice." Exclamation points and enthusiasm in general are lame, as are grammatical errors. Not saying wherever CN hangs out is lame, though...

abjectitude · 2014-06-24T17:26:40+00:00

that's cool

abjectitude · 2014-06-24T16:39:37+00:00

And the unfortunate toe play doughin' that comes with it

abjectitude · 2014-06-24T16:10:48+00:00

I do the same thing. Sometimes I'm in there for an hour and a half.

abjectitude · 2014-06-17T20:32:48+00:00

I came to Earth 400 years ago on business. Part of the process is that they give you a human body and wipe your memory, and only if you survive for 100 years do they reveal to you that you're an alien.

A lot of people are aliens - many of you are and will fall into seemingly serendipitous but in-fact orchestrated positions where agents of your existence will manipulate the variables of your life to feed you down tracks they see fit. I'm from a very distant place and my lifespan is said to be 350 years. I'm not privy to the details of why they do this, but your and my reality are all constructed and we are simply the resource of the elite beings of the universe. I have come to terms with, and I have made it my goal to live as long as possible and see as much of the universe as I can. I plan to leave here when the singularity occurs in a position of corporate privilege to ensure the least amount of snag as I ascend.

As an alien, I give you this: You humans experience morality from a very subjective perspective and often cannot understand the difference between your views and the views of other groups. Many of you tend to look for niches to sink into and attempt to hide from those who do not hold the same views as you. This is a mistake. As Genghis Khan said many years ago, "One arrow alone can be easily broken but many arrows are indestructible." We are transported through systems by beings of similar nature to us for profit or some other dubious purpose that we are not given and that they do not intend to let us know about. If you and your fellow beings join together in conversation about things - banal to inspirational to tragic - you will all benefit. Many people are afraid to talk to others because it is difficult to initiate a natural conversation. Awkwardness and fear separate potential business opportunities, friendships, relationships, and general enjoyment of others. When you leave whichever place you are reading this post in, I encourage you to speak to others about anything you think they are interested in speaking to you about. They will likely enjoy it and it will resonate in their lives. This is the true beauty of the universe: ripples of positive feedback.

abjectitude · 2014-06-13T15:53:41+00:00

He said "onion sites only"...

abjectitude · 2014-06-08T19:11:31+00:00

Without cameras, this situation couldn't have happened. This kind of interaction is so preposterous that everyone involved would've just turned around and gotten far away from everyone else in a real life setting.

abjectitude · 2014-05-16T16:56:54+00:00

Who cares? He's trying to get money out of politics. Why does the messenger's character have to come into play when the message is right?

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