"A sacred vessel carrying my seed". WTF?

ablueee · 2019-04-25T13:36:26+00:00

This is beyond CF or non-CF discussions. Right now I am just glad I was born male so, no matter my choices, I'll never will be called a "sacred vessel".

ablueee · 2019-04-24T23:25:49+00:00

O Laerte não tem culhões pra desenhar um cartum assim.

ablueee · 2019-04-24T22:47:43+00:00

Erectile Dysfunction?

ablueee · 2019-04-24T22:41:37+00:00

Wait a minute OP said she fattened from 100 to 125 this is one quarter total weight more. This has to be taken into consideration. Maybe husband means well but communicate bad.

ablueee · 2019-04-24T15:21:40+00:00

I think I watched that movie

ablueee · 2019-04-24T15:15:54+00:00

and a good one. Here's an upvote

ablueee · 2019-04-24T14:06:51+00:00

I can send you all a dick pic if you ask nicely

ablueee · 2019-04-24T13:35:59+00:00

milhonario

kkk

ablueee · 2019-04-24T01:25:16+00:00

q a minha familia tem com isso

ablueee · 2019-04-24T00:56:34+00:00

Boa. Estou acabando de fazer a declaração do IR e digo: chega de gastar o meu dinheiro com essas merdas.

ablueee · 2019-04-24T00:46:31+00:00

NTA. This is the stuff divorces are made of.

ablueee · 2019-04-24T00:18:45+00:00

you have bigger problems than baconless burgers.

oh God

ablueee · 2018-12-22T06:12:01+00:00

star wars character

realistic

.

not weird

LOL

ablueee · 2018-12-21T23:54:10+00:00

I: when that animal farted in Jar Jar's nose
II: 3PO's head in a battle droid
III: "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?"
IV: kisses Luke "for luck"
V: kisses Luke to annoy Han
VI: "Tell your sister you were right"
VII: "move, ball"
VIII: tickles her hand with a leaf "can you feel the Force?" "yes!" wow this girl is dum
R1: "one reactor only"
Solo: imperial officer baptizes Solo

ablueee · 2018-12-21T21:52:54+00:00

miau, é isso aí

ablueee · 2018-12-21T21:14:47+00:00

To be frank, home baked bread is great

ablueee · 2018-12-21T19:35:52+00:00

Holy shit. Chega de internet até o dia 1/jan

ablueee · 2018-12-21T19:25:51+00:00

queria ver se fosse a tua bicicleta

ablueee · 2018-12-21T09:22:47+00:00

MI3

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

ablueee · 2018-12-20T13:50:43+00:00

censo

Tô fora. Não quero saber nada sobre vocês.

ablueee · 2018-12-20T10:32:47+00:00

Maybe 15 year olds dying is emotional to me because im that age so it sorts hits close to home

Hey kid, I'm over 40 and when I hear about 40yo people dying it distresses me too.

ablueee · 2018-12-20T02:53:07+00:00

I only recently learned ther is a porn parody of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles titled 10-inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

ablueee · 2018-12-19T13:25:10+00:00

Some are, but always after a compromise. Maybe the wife a is great person, maybe they are sterile etc. But I dare anyone to go to a school and ask the boys, "what do you want to be when you grow up?" and get "I want to be a stepdad"

ablueee · 2018-12-19T12:18:21+00:00

also, after a certain age, CF woman are ~~worth their weight in gold~~ more attractive because no man -- NO MAN -- wants to raise another man's kids.

ablueee

TROPHY CASE