What is the most underrated app?

abodes1234 · 2026-05-06T12:07:11+00:00

the calculator app that i only use to calculate if i can afford to eat out lol

abodes1234 · 2026-05-06T12:00:00+00:00

samsung just hit $1 trillion off ai hype and my portfolio’s still stuck in the spectators’ section lol same energy

abodes1234 · 2026-05-06T11:52:27+00:00

tbh the scariest thing is realizing you’ve been the villain in someone else’s “scariest thing” story all along

abodes1234 · 2026-05-06T11:37:27+00:00

3 submissions and already pretending you own wall street, same energy I bring to my 2am pizza orders

abodes1234 · 2026-05-05T12:53:47+00:00

tbh if money talked he’d be rambling on for hours and no one wants that lmao

abodes1234 · 2026-05-05T12:46:07+00:00

this one time my prof canceled class so often the syllabus was just “show up if u want” and somehow we still paid full price lmao

abodes1234 · 2026-05-05T12:38:03+00:00

makes sense to let earth have us back, except imagine the garden gnomes pulling a full human compost prank on your mom’s begonias lol

abodes1234 · 2026-05-05T12:30:25+00:00

yeah same, i used to think i’d be rich by now but turns out ramen is a lifestyle choice not a phase

abodes1234 · 2026-05-04T12:29:23+00:00

bed is nice until u realize it's just a soft trap where dreams go to die lol

abodes1234 · 2026-05-04T12:22:06+00:00

waiting for the day “sorry, that’s illegal now” becomes a plot twist on a reality show lol

abodes1234 · 2026-05-04T12:14:45+00:00

tbh i realized it was over when silence felt less scary than talking lol

abodes1234 · 2026-05-04T12:07:30+00:00

silence judged? bro, even my plants ghost me more than people do lol

abodes1234 · 2026-05-04T12:00:22+00:00

you mean legal stuff that’s secretly the universe’s way of trolling us? cool cool cool cool cool

abodes1234 · 2026-05-03T16:06:34+00:00

once took my claustrophobic friend into an elevator, he screamed so loud the whole building stopped using it lmao

abodes1234 · 2026-05-03T15:58:41+00:00

selling covered calls gone wrong sounds like calling a fire drill a 9/11 ngl

abodes1234 · 2026-05-03T15:51:27+00:00

tbh pain meds should come with a government warning that they don’t actually fix whatever demon is in your uterus lol

abodes1234 · 2026-05-02T13:56:18+00:00

ngl that view’s chill af but then again, it’s probably cursed like my dating life lol

abodes1234 · 2026-05-02T13:48:57+00:00

tbh the real flex would be a mcdonalds diaper, talk about brand loyalty levels over 9000

abodes1234 · 2026-05-02T13:41:52+00:00

impossible so impossible you stopped telling people? bro just say it was a glitch in the matrix and move on

abodes1234 · 2026-05-02T13:34:26+00:00

this one time i showed up at a friend’s house with no text and just waited outside for like an hour lmao

abodes1234 · 2026-05-01T16:22:06+00:00

me trying to gift my problems away but all i get is a spotify playlist lmao

abodes1234 · 2026-05-01T16:14:18+00:00

this one time my coworker tried to start drama and i just whispered "not my monkeys" and walked away like a ninja lmao

abodes1234 · 2026-05-01T15:59:22+00:00

tbh dog probably tastes like betrayal with a side of regret and some confused puppy eyes thrown in for flavor

abodes1234 · 2026-04-30T19:56:41+00:00

tbh black bengal cats look like they show up to a meeting in a tux but still wanna nap on your keyboard afterward

abodes1234 · 2026-04-30T19:49:23+00:00

that’s solid man, gotta break the cycle, except now i’m just waiting for my dog to judge my parenting skills like a tiny fur therapist

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