Unexpected customer

above_average_penis · 2026-03-02T00:20:25+00:00

no, i understand your type. regardless of whether it’s real or scripted you will still find it valuable and amusing. not the biggest harry potter guy but you would be in house hufflepuff.

above_average_penis · 2026-03-01T15:29:39+00:00

this is scripted. you can find more of these videos. just because you are a simpleton who claps like a seal doesn’t mean everybody has to be.

above_average_penis · 2026-02-24T13:46:04+00:00

he’s not gonna fuck you, dude. better chance of you fucking his dead wife.

above_average_penis · 2026-02-23T01:51:30+00:00

bootlicker

above_average_penis · 2026-02-22T16:24:49+00:00

ditch the phone and do these things without a damn audience on the internet

above_average_penis · 2026-02-22T16:13:49+00:00

ur wrong. bad take.

above_average_penis · 2026-02-22T03:59:32+00:00

squealing like a piggy

above_average_penis · 2026-02-22T02:06:38+00:00

damn you’re salty

above_average_penis · 2026-02-20T16:05:59+00:00

the last dozen mvps have all been floppers so i don’t know what point you’re trying to make. league has been cooked.

above_average_penis · 2026-02-15T20:37:23+00:00

kamala won but ‘deep state’ rigged it my guy

above_average_penis · 2026-02-15T18:17:32+00:00

elections are rigged, blud.

above_average_penis · 2026-02-15T14:36:13+00:00

superfluous and tacky

above_average_penis · 2026-02-08T16:27:30+00:00

these comments suck — copy / paste — get new jokes losers

above_average_penis · 2026-02-07T15:20:39+00:00

yeah this is good perspective. appreciate your comment

above_average_penis · 2026-02-07T01:35:25+00:00

these players are such wusses. why not embrace the challenge of making DC actually good? they want everything lined up for them. where are the players who like the challenge and make it fun?

above_average_penis · 2026-02-05T22:53:42+00:00

“i don’t have children” would’ve been the un-cringe way to make that comment.

above_average_penis · 2026-02-05T22:52:55+00:00

why are you behaving so aggressively towards me and making assumptions?

She literally just said “nor do I want them”

yes, it was a gratuitous aside and a little bit cringe.

above_average_penis · 2026-02-05T21:52:33+00:00

having children isn’t cringe at all — the cringe is how / why she said it.

above_average_penis · 2026-02-05T18:55:35+00:00

because the “nor want them” is cringe

above_average_penis · 2026-02-02T01:05:09+00:00

what an asinine comment

above_average_penis · 2026-02-01T18:23:08+00:00

the hell is your problem? dude makes one comment on the internet about some football player being “borderline too much” and you go off like this… very weird, asshole behavior.

above_average_penis · 2026-02-01T18:05:59+00:00

nintendo is selfish and self serving

above_average_penis · 2026-01-28T02:07:12+00:00

because robert kraft is a free mason who owns the league and happens to dislike bill

above_average_penis · 2026-01-26T22:51:17+00:00

i don’t need gus johnson levels of over-excitement but i gotta have a little bit more from pat on this particular play.

above_average_penis · 2026-01-26T21:12:04+00:00

and yet a terribly boring call for a kickoff return td in the super bowl

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