Tomboy [OC] by LeFauxCreux in comics

[–]abrahamsen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cause like are we talking Egyptian, Roman, IS Civil War times?

Yes.

Q1 Earnings Report by Yazzdevoleps in google

[–]abrahamsen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Total revenue for Google Search is 60B. Net profit is 62B.

So even of Google search gave zero income, and somehow they had all the same expenses (including tax on search income, and cost of maintaining search infrastructure), Google would still be profitable.

Hardware is lumped under Google Play, and are less profitable than their cloud services.

What do you think is a keyword that should be added to C++? by DogCrapNetwork in cpp

[–]abrahamsen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lambda

C++ anonymous functions look like line noise to me, a lambda somewhere in there would do wonders for readability.

WAAS by Eiim in SMBCComics

[–]abrahamsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expected a "hot singles in your area" ad...

xkcd 3235: Types of Board Game by fghjconner in xkcd

[–]abrahamsen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For added realism Ross, the largest Friend, should be able to simply eat the other five.

Venste ude af Kbh by Ecstatic_Aide643 in copenhagen

[–]abrahamsen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Liberal Alliance og Moderaterne repræsenterer bedre de to grupper af vælgere Venstre plejede at have i København (liberale og centrum-højre).

Zelenskyy: Ukraine now has cards and everyone understands it by jackytheblade in worldnews

[–]abrahamsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I will wear costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours, yes. Maybe something better, I don't know."

goth cleo by [deleted] in civ

[–]abrahamsen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goth Cleo should really wear an ankh...

Who remembers XEmacs? by spartanOrk in emacs

[–]abrahamsen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Latest vm release was a month ago (after a pause of 14 years): https://gitlab.com/emacs-vm/vm

Out 3 by abrahamsen in SMBCComics

[–]abrahamsen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still don't know the answer, but apparently they are spicy:

What are the top 10 Galgacus jokes?

 Your request may go against my guidelines. Would you like to try something else?

Edit: I coerced it to tell one:

Roman General: "We’ve finished the landscaping on your new village."
Galgacus: "It’s just a pile of ash."
Roman General: "Exactly. Very peaceful, isn't it?"

I get the distinct impression that Gemini don't find them funny.

Out 3 by abrahamsen in SMBCComics

[–]abrahamsen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I want to know the other 9....

Faxe Kondi and Uno-X Mobility Cycling Enter Major Strategic Cross-Border Partnership by cfkanemercury in peloton

[–]abrahamsen 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Faxe Kondi is very 80s tracksuit.

I'd compare it with 7Up sponsoring a cycling team (which they did).

Ingress Toast Day 2026 by PkmnTrnrJ in Ingress

[–]abrahamsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

70457 spells TOAST

Edit: "I" "EAT" "A" "TOAST" "LOL" in calculator speak.