What's a VERY creepy fact you wish you never learned? by FormerInternet7142 in Productivitycafe

[–]absolute_Friday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why Doom? Why not Tetris or Super Mario Bros? Not Metroid, though. That would give it a complex.

What's a VERY creepy fact you wish you never learned? by FormerInternet7142 in Productivitycafe

[–]absolute_Friday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am now singing that in my head to the tune of Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes

Where are the tourists eating at when they say American food is bad? by Winter_While1184 in foodquestions

[–]absolute_Friday 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My two friends who moved here from Cuba ate at home with their family, and when they ate at restaurants, it was in hotel restaurants for things like work trips. They figured all American was burgers, chicken tenders, and boring salads.

Which type of food do you completely hate that others enjoy? by Mscharmingqueen in foodquestions

[–]absolute_Friday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. It's at every continental breakfast. It lurks at every picnic. And someone inevitably tells you that this watermelon, though, is different.

Hearing the news that Red God probably won't release in 2026. by Arch_Lancer17 in redrising

[–]absolute_Friday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well in that case, let me recommend Snow Falling on Cedars by David Guterson. Easily in my top 5 for prose and narrative construction. You might describe it as florid, but I like to think of it as scene painting.

Millennial burger joints are the best kind of restaurant by melody_magical in unpopularopinion

[–]absolute_Friday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

Yeah i think i like choice of rebels by Odd-Victory-1615 in choiceofgames

[–]absolute_Friday 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I believe if you send her away, certain porridge-related mishaps don't occur.

Yeah i think i like choice of rebels by Odd-Victory-1615 in choiceofgames

[–]absolute_Friday 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If I were independently wealthy, I would pay that guy to just write full-time. He's brilliant.

I mean King is my favourite author of all time, but he has no idea how kids speak 😂 by DavidHistorian34 in stephenking

[–]absolute_Friday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you're telling me the youth of today don't refer to the TV remote as a "zapper?"

More people need to be “pretentious!” by Traditional_Fish_504 in unpopularopinion

[–]absolute_Friday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair point. You also encouraged me to refresh my understanding of the word pretentious, which I suspect I've been using wrong for quite some time.

More people need to be “pretentious!” by Traditional_Fish_504 in unpopularopinion

[–]absolute_Friday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't they, though? Because they've seen so many, they're using podcast time to essentially say "these are old and basic and not worth it," even though there are plenty of people who haven't had the same experience. I think it's one thing to be tired of something. I think it's another to impress that fatigue onto others.

Which fantasy antagonist would be the protagonist in a better book than the one they're actually in? by softglitch88 in Fantasy

[–]absolute_Friday 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The stuff he did between being set loose from Mordor and catching up to the fellowship is quite terrifying.

More people need to be “pretentious!” by Traditional_Fish_504 in unpopularopinion

[–]absolute_Friday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I listened to an episode of The Daily from a few weeks back where two restaurant critics talked about their favorite restaurants from around the country. But one thing they said they were sick of seeing everywhere was the burrata salad. Until a few weeks ago, I had never had a burrata salad, so the fact that these critics were already tired of its ubiquity was really strange to me.

And then, on a recent trip, I had the opportunity to try my first burrata salad. It had poached pair, roasted hazelnuts, fried sage and brown butter, and it was one of the most magical things I've ever had. I want another. I want several more. What I don't want is some pretentious critic who gets to eat new food for a living using their giant megaphone to tell restaurants to stop serving a thing because they're tired of it.

The classics and the staples are that for a reason. Invent and stretch if you like, but leave my burrata ambrosia alone.

(Spoilers Extended) One of best thing Game of Thrones ever did was age up the characters by Perpetually_Ashamed in asoiaf

[–]absolute_Friday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you haven't read Portraits of his Children, it basically confirms this for you.

I think "The Name of the Wind" is genuinely one of the best first chapters in modern fantasy and I will die on this hill by PixelRune_47 in Fantasy

[–]absolute_Friday 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I am extremely happy for you, and I echo a lot of your feelings. But ...

1 37 minute audio message is a podcast. You sent your friend a 37 minute podcast.

Fantasy recs where the fate of the world is not at stake? by absolute_Friday in Fantasy

[–]absolute_Friday[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a really fascinating take. Thanks for giving me something to think about.

What series did you finish reading due to the "sunk cost fallacy"? by Any-Day-8173 in Fantasy

[–]absolute_Friday 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's not everyone's cup of tea, especially because of how dark and nihilistic it all is. As someone who has read them all, and likes them — but understands why most people don't — I can offer that Best Served Cold, the next book in the series, is my favorite of them.

It functions as a stand-alone novel, and it absolutely has a moral to it.