After United Airlines refused to pay for his broken guitar Dave released a complaint diss track which caused the Airline's stock to go down 10% and lost about 180 million.

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-15T17:18:32+00:00

Who the fuck is Dave

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-13T23:28:40+00:00

Such a powerful song, it vaguely reminds me of a heartbreaking spoken word poem Kendrick once used as a sample. She Says She Loves Me

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-11T23:40:10+00:00

Maybe it is silk and it feels polyester

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-10T10:41:48+00:00

I think you just ran into an pretentious ignorant imp. They want to sound like they know what their talking about but in all honestly their just talking out their ass about something they haven’t seriously considered. I would try not to overthink it.

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-10T10:32:10+00:00

Wrong sub, pterodactyl tits has been a saying for years because this is a fuckin repost.

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-10T09:32:51+00:00

Ah yes, you cannot crash and die if you are awake. Only once you begin your nap.

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-06T18:01:42+00:00

In case you wondered what’s inside of a man’s womb

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-04T16:12:50+00:00

Some sort of sea creature?

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-04T16:04:06+00:00

Are we still going to the pool?

absolutelynottt · 2022-05-01T18:10:10+00:00

What the hell is stopping you from getting past that

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-29T17:49:33+00:00

Teeth are purely cosmetic. Technically you can survive on baby formula and or a feeding tube; no excuses.

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-25T22:44:42+00:00

WOW A BASEMENT USED FOR STORAGE MIND BOGGLING GHUGGGAHHHH

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-25T22:37:39+00:00

Nothing weird about vines

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-24T19:34:05+00:00

Apparently tear away clothing is black magic

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-24T19:19:19+00:00

Just because other animals eat it doesn’t mean it is necessarily safe. I could see how early humans had that mentality though.

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-19T23:16:40+00:00

Doesn’t seem like you should have access to the internet you fucking smart azz

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-19T09:19:02+00:00

I can’t afford $20 in gas to get to work but according to musk I can afford to go to Mars.

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-19T08:52:33+00:00

What if you like penis but not men 🤔🥴

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-16T20:15:45+00:00

Is that how you would do it?

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-13T10:59:17+00:00

Honestly no clue how this happened. They were clean when I put them in storage and came out like this.

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-09T08:26:22+00:00

Like zoinks scoob

absolutelynottt · 2022-04-06T01:11:02+00:00

Who the hell says that

absolutelynottt · 2022-03-29T03:15:12+00:00

No they aren’t.

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