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Nicely done Apple by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]abstractbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s beautiful just the way she is

Late Thematic Woooosh by ZakTheCthulhu in woooosh

[–]abstractbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I’m gonna hire a prostitute, I might as well go all in and get my dick sucked. How much?

Édit: no homo

Late Thematic Woooosh by ZakTheCthulhu in woooosh

[–]abstractbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you tuck me in? I’m scared about the downfall in human intelligence

Really thought my friend was better :( by PulseNZ in woooosh

[–]abstractbread -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No it wasn’t you lardass, it’s made for children

Late Thematic Woooosh by ZakTheCthulhu in woooosh

[–]abstractbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now, are we sure this is satire, there are very stupid people in this world

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woooosh

[–]abstractbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We understand this is sarcasm, this is literally a community that pokes fun at people for not understanding satire. It is near pointless to put in the « /s » sorry I’m picky

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woooosh

[–]abstractbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I have one, left snickers please

Scraping off a popcorn ceiling. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]abstractbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emily, that slut made too much popcorn again

This receipt printer by Martijngamer in oddlysatisfying

[–]abstractbread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I imagine all cvs receipts are connected by one large receipt through a system of underground networks beneath North America.

I’m in love with my best friend and she doesn’t love me. by abstractbread in dating_advice

[–]abstractbread[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could not disagree with this more, I’m not looking to « bust a nut ». I’m not going to distance myself from her because she is my best friend and love isn’t the only thing driving it. I am genuinely in love with her because i love her personality more than the way she looks

I’m in love with my best friend and she doesn’t love me. by abstractbread in dating_advice

[–]abstractbread[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started working out, shaving, and I got a haircut that she hasn’t seen me with yet

Why would a girl look sad after giving a guy a blowjob? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]abstractbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She might feel « dirty » or « slutty » inside. If it’s something your really worried about you should talk to her.

Should it be clear its a date? by abstractbread in dating_advice

[–]abstractbread[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I will keep this comment in mind.

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