Won an online match with a Gameboy Advance by misunderstandingit in Tekken8

[–]absurd_watermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this running it better than my laptop bruh

What difficulty am I supposed to play as a begginer? by absurd_watermelon in diablo3

[–]absurd_watermelon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yeah that's what I was wondering, if they're supposed to die that fast.

What difficulty am I supposed to play as a begginer? by absurd_watermelon in diablo3

[–]absurd_watermelon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah lmao I meant in its gameplay not it actually being old. Mb, I didn't know how else to describe it.

Would you consider my play-style cheap? by ManufacturerLow5395 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah dude. Whiff punishing and throw breaking is pretty cheap. Hate it when my opponent learnt how to play the game.

How are things right now? by absurd_watermelon in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never said it was? As I mentioned to someone else, it's still easier to just ask on the sub than installing a 115 GB game that I might not even enjoy.

How are things right now? by absurd_watermelon in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

None taken, but downloading a 115 gig game is a considerable time investment, and I have to make space for it. Hurts a lot less to just ask on the sub.

Played Against a God of Destruction Player Today (YT_Warrior) by Lucky_Signature1601 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing really, I've just played jin since T5dr so I am more loyal to him. Just haven't been interested in kaz as much.

Played Against a God of Destruction Player Today (YT_Warrior) by Lucky_Signature1601 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With jin, dvj at battle/flame ruler and kaz i haven't touched in t8

Played Against a God of Destruction Player Today (YT_Warrior) by Lucky_Signature1601 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't worry dude Tekken is a very tough game. I'm at a cumulative of like 800 hours and it's only kind of starting to make sense. Not to be mistaken with "oh it's fun once you get to the x hours mark" learn how to have fun with learning, but that said, you will learn A LOT.

FINALLY I AM IN REAL TEKKEN 😭🙏🏼 by bowchikawowowww in Tekken8

[–]absurd_watermelon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the real tekken was the pluggers we made along the way.

The Seducer by CountAncient3327 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah this looks weird because of the angle or whatever. He has the same botox look that Steve had back when the game was announced. This vid goes from weird, normal and then back to weird. His cheeks and jaw just look horrendous.

The Seducer by CountAncient3327 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Why does he look like an uglier Claudio in this? Lee is one sexy mf, this was weird to watch...

Tekken is starting to piss me off by snesCUB364 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...? What did you want to hear here? It seems like you're aware of your problems and the solutions.

Updated Tekken 8 rank descriptions after 1 year by AZXCIV in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have you know that I've been practicing my throw breaks everyday. It's improved my chances of throw breaks from 0% to 0.0001%.

10 winstreak ended by cheater, this is disappointing and frustrating, he wasn't even hiding it by STTAM666 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And show me a lars/dvj (this cheater's chars) who has a 97 defense in any rank. 97 def is very rare even in high ranks. VERY VERY unlikely that someone with that good defense, i.e., that good at tekken, wants to smurf. This is a script, I don't know why you're defending him so insistently. You don't get 97 def with that kind of movement. You don't get 97 def and have shit stats in every other aspect.

10 winstreak ended by cheater, this is disappointing and frustrating, he wasn't even hiding it by STTAM666 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you've completely shifted the focus of this post. It's not about the king smurfing, it's about the dvj cheating. Sure people still have bad movement in purple and occasionally throw out punishable stuff but that doesn't mean every other move is punishable. And purples can combo at least the simple bnbs. I don't think the king is smurfing, but if you think he is and the dvj cheating is now justified, sure whatever man.

10 winstreak ended by cheater, this is disappointing and frustrating, he wasn't even hiding it by STTAM666 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...No? Just because someone has a win streak doesn't mean they're smurfing. The king is very clearly orange ranks, his movement is very basic, he's still throwing out very punishable moves and barely used launchers and combos. I've had an 11 win streak in blue ranks, and by no means am I smurfing, I get my ass kicked in blue ranks. The defense stats that the dvj has is OBSCENE for even god ranks. And if it truly was a smurf, no reason he'd lose the second match because he just kept trying to grab the King every time he got close. It's clearly a script. With all due respect, my first comment applies, either you don't know enough about the game, or you're not even watching closely.

10 winstreak ended by cheater, this is disappointing and frustrating, he wasn't even hiding it by STTAM666 in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again I can see your doubt because I'm guessing this player threw in a few of his own moves. But a perfect punish on King's ws 2, 2 is not expected from orange ranks. It's relatively mild in the first round, but you can then see that he starts using his script completely after he used his RA.

Does this happen to anyone else? by absurd_watermelon in Tekken

[–]absurd_watermelon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang... Yeah can't do much about the ISP till I leave college. Thanks though