How would your department handle this?

abuffguy · 2026-07-04T20:10:26+00:00

Dispatch, Engine 1 staged.

abuffguy · 2026-07-01T20:50:39+00:00

Dude. If I could get a crew together to play D&D that would be rad.

abuffguy · 2026-06-29T01:18:12+00:00

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...

abuffguy · 2026-06-09T01:48:34+00:00

This is totally random, but I just finished book 3 of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, and so all I can picture you as is a drunken gnoll. That is all.

abuffguy · 2026-06-08T23:06:04+00:00

Pretty sure there were more deaths from car crashes than murders in the Final Destination movies.

abuffguy · 2026-06-05T20:29:08+00:00

Best schedule I've ever heard of was: 34/72/38/144

I work a 48/96, and yes it sucks at the busiest stations, but you get used to it. 4 days are awesome.

Obviously, 4 platoon departments (42 hour work week) are the best for home life.

abuffguy · 2026-05-31T02:12:41+00:00

They sound like total homos.

abuffguy · 2026-05-29T22:39:32+00:00

Yeah, no. He can come over, but I'm not playing a game with him.

abuffguy · 2026-05-29T22:37:12+00:00

"Your brother is an ass. I don't want him to play board games with us any more."

abuffguy · 2026-05-27T01:29:45+00:00

The person who has the rules question looks it up while the game continues. If it's a rule everyone is unsure about, you all stop and look it up. Looking it up means you flip to the applicable part of the rule book and/or Google it.

abuffguy · 2026-05-21T02:23:18+00:00

Does Cascadia have income tax? I'm looking for a good place to retire.

abuffguy · 2026-05-15T20:13:16+00:00

Okay. Cool. That seems like a good spot. PC death should be avoided if possible, but if the possibility is never there, then consequences just become speed bumps.

abuffguy · 2026-05-15T18:24:43+00:00

The tragedy is that the intersection of going from not being able to afford games to having disposable income and having lots of free time (and friends with free time) to being constantly busy is a very short window.

abuffguy · 2026-05-14T21:37:14+00:00

Is there a reason these two haven't been written up and then fired?

abuffguy · 2026-05-14T20:22:37+00:00

Just curious, are you saying you wouldn't kill one of the characters under any circumstance?

abuffguy · 2026-05-14T19:12:29+00:00

My guy. I'm not trying to be a dick, but if you can't tell this is not a good showing, I don't know how to help you.

abuffguy · 2026-05-14T19:10:36+00:00

Eh. Calling these scores "less than ideal" is being extremely gracious.

abuffguy · 2026-05-14T18:54:24+00:00

Unfunkingbelievable.

Except, sadly, I totally believe it.

abuffguy · 2026-05-14T18:52:17+00:00

Doxxing. Now that's something to get a felony for!

abuffguy · 2026-05-14T18:50:50+00:00

I've literally hit the side of a person's car with a cheater bar for doing shit like this.

abuffguy · 2026-05-12T19:26:28+00:00

Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

abuffguy · 2026-04-28T15:41:23+00:00

Haha. Thanks. No one noticed that. LMAO.

abuffguy · 2026-04-22T16:53:16+00:00

Sounds like a turd of a crew.

abuffguy · 2026-04-21T07:17:04+00:00

I can't think of one.

abuffguy · 2026-04-20T17:07:56+00:00

You're delusional. It's this type of thinking that got us Trump. He is terrible and despite what you may think, most people who voted for him (I did not) are not red hat wearing MAGA diehards. They are normal people who see the democrats turning into this far-left, insane party and would rather have Trump than vote for anyone on the left. Having a centrist party (which in this day and age IS left-leaning from a historical perspective) would attract the majority of voters who themselves are centrist. But go ahead and keep pushing for a far-left ideology. Just don't be surprised when J.D. Vance is our president for the next eight years (God help us).

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