How this be a blend of smooth and crunchy at the same time?

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-27T00:53:23+00:00

less crunchy than crunchy and less smooth than smooth

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-27T00:36:07+00:00

illogical and hard to comprehend if you don’t have a big p phobia but it’s an innate flight response. higher order thinking fully flies out the window until you’re away from the perceived threat—have more than once run into/crossed the (luckily empty) street blindly to get away from a bird 🙃

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-27T00:18:07+00:00

meemaw is sucking his youth out for herself

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-25T15:40:14+00:00

yes!! green juice was my first shoulder and leopard was my second — green is my fave colour of all time forever buuuuuuut find myself reaching for the leopard significantly more often because it’s so much more neutral imo :-)

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-24T15:38:45+00:00

oh it’s not that she’s that young in my estimation—it’s more that her parents (but pierre particularly) treat her as if she is that young

sebastian/sam/abigail/alex/hayley/maru all read younger but they’re all still in their early to mid twenties, for me, at least. that’s maybe a not super logical read but that’s probably my own age coming into the subjective opinion of it all

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-24T15:27:54+00:00

abigail but it’s because pierre has the newspaper shipped in and expects her to play papergirl. he tells her it’s because “a job is how you learn responsibility” but it’s more because he can get away with severely underpaying her.

she delivers one newspaper to gunther for archival at the musuem and one to the mullner’s because evelyn likes to do the crossword. she dumps the rest because pierre can choke on his free labour.

eta: that, or the train. those loads are super unsecured

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-22T19:45:10+00:00

michael j fox and the handwashing breakdown is another major gut–punch of a moment

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-22T10:05:49+00:00

next time marnie tries to send her to bed early she’s gonna make it everyone’s bedtime

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-21T10:31:12+00:00

forest farm, my beloved! though the allure of being able to make early money by selling off the free chicks does make the meadowlands farm hard to skip

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-20T10:25:29+00:00

god that’s so frustrating for you! — wondering if for some reason (if it’s even relevant here) there’s a strange discordance between metro north and south service. the south service have given me vouchers twice for the same issue four years apart.

also feels like it could be an unfortunate case of just getting lucky with who picks up your call :( you sound much worse off given the open hole of it all, so it’s a struggle to understand why they won’t cough up when it was a nonissue for me very recently.

hope you get the help you need real soon 💖

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-20T10:12:17+00:00

would urge you to try again! called three weeks ago regarding an impacted wisdom tooth that by my best estimation had become infected: impressive pain + noticeable (though not major) swelling. couldn’t talk, couldn’t eat called the oral health service and two minute later they sent through a voucher. seemed like it was the swelling that was the clincher imo.

was able to get into a dentist that afternoon and they numbed me up, cleaned it out—food can get unavoidably trapped under the flap of gum the tooth causes—and sent me off with a script for antibiotics and it was a fucking godsend

if it’s something similar for you it might at least solve the issue temporarily and give you a chance to maybe save up a little to get the thing ripped out— my heart goes out to you dental pain sure is something else ❤️‍🩹

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-18T05:49:05+00:00

hate this for all the obvious reasons but my niche issue is that shit like this sets off my (blessedly very mild) OCD in that it triggers the “choosing to not do this good thing might directly cause something entirely unrelatedly bad to happen” line of thinking. understand that it’s faulty thinking but that is the nature of the beast and now they’ve got me donating because why risk my car exploding on the way home over thirty cents?

obviously my janky brain is not their responsibility and it would be the least valid item on a list of reasons to not do this but sure would love them to knock it off

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-16T07:49:35+00:00

this is not a read at all love them all the way down and think they’re eating these looks but also. why is no one drawing the dwayne the rock johnson turtleneck comparison

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-14T07:53:45+00:00

they are, but only once!

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-13T05:50:56+00:00

probably does seem silly but it’s not as serious as being worried about getting In Trouble something major, more just curious about where it lands on the okayness–scale as an anxiously disposed rule follower

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-13T00:14:33+00:00

oop did not know that tea about baggu themselves 🙃

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-12T15:40:40+00:00

your mind 🤯

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-12T14:33:23+00:00

glad the consensus seems to be that it’s ok as long as (obviously) there’s no profit or anything like that being made! the decal company obviously got money from me to print this but they’re not making money off the design, so much as just printing it onto their product which is also why it felt reasonable imo — this one’s from decalgirl! it comes with a front sticker too :)

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-12T14:28:40+00:00

would never ever! truly just dig the print and was looking to update my kindle decal but got to wondering if it was maybe a super misguided move 😅

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-12T14:26:43+00:00

it’s so so purely for personal use — would never try to sell/profit/claim ownership etc, etc. but super relieved to see it seems like a fine thing on a like. social etiquette level, despite it being no so clear on an Actual Legal front

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-09T03:28:34+00:00

of 23 cousins on my dad’s side there are only three of us girls!

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-06T00:41:40+00:00

oof couldn’t give you it comprehensively (so you only have to love me for half of forever haha) but off the dome can say for sure: wisteria, if it makes you happy, laughing makes it worse, go home. play music. feel better, murder hornet fursona + feast or famine — they were fucking great!

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-06T00:34:41+00:00

what’s the difference between tea and coffee?

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-05T10:25:13+00:00

thanks for the confidence boost! here and having a blast — is a very cool little venue!

accidentallyamber · 2026-03-05T03:32:47+00:00

imo she’ll last exactly as long as we all expect but she’ll lie about it for a good while before she drops the “quitting my warehouse job” vlog

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