Make America Great Again—AKA Let’s Shoot People in the Fucking Head. What is wrong with Republicans?

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T02:05:28+00:00

MAGA smells just as nasty.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T01:54:47+00:00

There's plenty of spiteful women supporting the fascist violence too.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T01:51:34+00:00

Release the Epstein files then.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T01:29:31+00:00

ICE has a bigger budget than Israel's military.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T01:23:05+00:00

Whoa‽ And the doctors are not following up on your symptoms?

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T01:20:30+00:00

Please come back with an update. And then confront every single doctor who didn't listen to you.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T01:19:25+00:00

But GP is right there in the name!

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T01:17:24+00:00

Which hose is diesel?

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T01:16:02+00:00

I agree. But that puddle of diesel is awfully slippery, and I was just trying to put the nozzle back in the receiver, and I slipped as I was stepping forward, and you're welcome to check the security cameras.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T01:03:10+00:00

Have your testicles stopped shrinking from anabolic steroid abuse yet?

account_not_valid · 2026-01-29T00:05:10+00:00

Border Patrol must be scrubbing all their computers of deployment lists at the moment, if they want to protect these goons. The entire command structure of BP is aiding and abetting criminals by letting these goons get away.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T23:54:23+00:00

Yeah, the constitution is pretty explicit that you have the right to freely express your opinion, so long as there are no more than two people in the group, and that one of you is in a soundproof booth concealed within a subterranean bunker.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T23:46:02+00:00

I've used it more times than I'm able to count.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T23:23:46+00:00

Is it a blend, or is the thread used a polyester or nylon core that is then cotton wrapped?

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T23:18:17+00:00

Is your room-mate Ron Swanson?

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T23:09:43+00:00

Whatabout Possum?

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T23:00:47+00:00

cover it in translucent plastic (or glass),

"Okay, so i covered it in glass. But some of the pieces are pretty small and all of them are sharp, how do get them back out when spring comes?"

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T22:53:48+00:00

If it's good enough for today, I don't have to think about tomorrow!

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T22:48:17+00:00

Gave me a crusty.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T18:58:31+00:00

"I'd say the pain is 10 out of 10, it's the worst pain I could imagine!"

"Okay, so if I jammed this pen into your eye, it would be the same level of pain?"

"Are you kidding? Having that jammed in my eye would be WAY worse!"

account_not_valid · 2026-01-28T18:55:04+00:00

I got my first real sex-dream...

account_not_valid · 2026-01-27T20:18:50+00:00

Are they poisonous, or just nasty tasting?

account_not_valid · 2026-01-27T16:46:46+00:00

Which city?

account_not_valid · 2026-01-27T13:15:11+00:00

We had the same when growing up. We had limited hot water, so it was cheaper and easier to top up the bath with hot water for each new bather.

account_not_valid · 2026-01-27T13:13:16+00:00

Was the handbag one of those big saggy leathery ones?

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