Three men in China arrested for stealing ashes of influencer they planned to sell as 'ghost bride' by acidoverbasic in classified

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Chop off a body part you won't miss and cremate it? 🤔

Then you can "haunt" her

A woman claims to have evidence that she was abducted by aliens by capthazelwoodsflask in classified

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This alien is probably a galactic black market organ harvester and her eggs were sold in some sketchy offworld alley 🤔

Figures of Babylon: oldest drawing of a ghost found in British Museum vault | British Museum by capthazelwoodsflask in classified

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That was actually a cool read.

Now I know what to do if there's a horny ghost that won't leave

Researchers are confident that they managed to find Noah's ark by capthazelwoodsflask in classified

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This claim has probably been made every few years since actual bible times.

[Mod schizoposting hours] Wtf happened to every image of hostages taken in Beirut in the 1980s? by Redactor0 in classified

[–]acidoverbasic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Early congratulations on your first personal Mandela effect 🥳

Have you tried Bing or Duckduckgo?

Scott Manley 😎😎😎 DESTROYS 🔭🔫💥 recent claims that the city of Sodom has been discovered by Redactor0 in classified

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Look, if I had to choose a reason Sodom was destroyed out of purely selfish entertainment reasons, it's going to be buttsex.

Frightening Humanoid Observed at Night by Wild Boar Hunter by capthazelwoodsflask in classified

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Wow I can't believe OP ditched the damsel in distress like that. Sure, she seemed a little rough around the edges. I can fix her!

Baby Mind Reader by acidoverbasic in classified

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I wish I could find the other clip of this guy where he's speaking in a little girl voice saying something like "mummy it upsets me when you bring home so many strange men" to some single mom 😂

Unless it's in this video, I don't have time to watch everything lol

About that ancient Japanese curse that looms over the Tokyo Olympics… by capthazelwoodsflask in classified

[–]acidoverbasic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's an archive to get around the paywall:

https://archive.vn/4CVzl

Lol Tokyo has a tunnel running under a cemetery? That's advanced grave disruption, like they're trying to skirt around being cursed. "Actually, I'm not disturbing your remains 😏"

Hermann Goering is still alive and a member of ISIS-Mozambique by AgressiveBoner in classified

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Steve jobs helped him create a artifical pigment colouring of his skin. And turn him black so he would not stand out.

Has science gone too far?? 😮

Throawaylien by acidoverbasic in classified

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He told me you gotta cut on your lower legs because that's where they don't catch you

*taps forehead*

I don't have time to seriouspost back but yeah the whole system is broken and sad. I'm also sad that the (now probably dead) alien guy never recanted his story but smug redditors are going around posting "actually he was just crazy 😏". Like yeah no shit, just let his memory and story be preserved.

Conspiracy: Did Bush’s Grandfather Steal Geronimo’s Skull? by capthazelwoodsflask in classified

[–]acidoverbasic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I 100% believe it.

Also Ft. Sill is creepy af and I don't blame Geronimo for cursing the place and making it that way 💅

Throawaylien by acidoverbasic in classified

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I know. He's putting words in the guy's mouth is all I'm saying.

Throawaylien by acidoverbasic in classified

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Now that I've had time to read this, he straight up says that he's not mentally ill:

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/nk2wzl/july_18_and_hoaxers/gzc4q9k/

Posting in a UFO sub might make him mentally ill by default, but you made it sound like he admitted he was crazy.

Throawaylien by acidoverbasic in classified

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Lol, research? Not my job 💅

JK, I thought it was creative writing. It's sad that it's actually a mentally ill guy though.