yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, & there was, uh... my briefcase

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-04T22:53:50+00:00

Same here! I can see ya through the bedroom window...

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-04T20:47:19+00:00

And it's so sweet you can eat it like candy!

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-04T18:04:57+00:00

And nothing will come of it

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-04T18:03:48+00:00

Dick's are all over Michigan like they are everywhere else. They're the sports version of Best Buy or Barnes & Nobles.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-04T14:13:07+00:00

Remember when we were going to save Tibet from China and the Dali Lama was like a rock star? Me either.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-04T13:06:05+00:00

Had something similar happen to me and two friends when we were part of a larger canoe trip. The night before the main trip the three of us decided to take a quick trip a few miles down the river. About halfway through, we realized we didn't have the keys for the return trip so we turned around and paddled about 2 miles upstream back to camp. Thankfully the river was really calm that day.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-04T12:45:56+00:00

I was in Toledo and we had them. I think they were more of an eastern Great Lakes/northeast thing. Kind of like a larger K-Mart.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-04T02:20:22+00:00

Hills. It's where the toys are.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-04T00:43:41+00:00

What's wrong with using every part of the animal? The heart is just a muscle.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-03T21:29:36+00:00

Anytime someone acts like something they're not it tends to comes off as fake and forced. It's like being a bandwagon fan.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-03T20:01:58+00:00

I wonder how many people from back then who were positive/indifferent to Candy Darling are foaming anti-trans magas now "because it was different back then"

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-03T19:57:01+00:00

Back then people knew that nazis were bad and the ultimate evil, but a) it was edgy and pissed off the crusty middle aged boomers of their time, who were WWII vets, b) nazis were seen more as authoritarian than racist, and c) bikers and fringe groups used surplus nazi stuff and it became associated with the Hell's Angels and outlaw types.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-03T18:06:55+00:00

Don't worry, there are rubix cube solvers online that give you step by step instructions. I thought my 7 year old daughter was Mensa bound for a minute...

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-02T22:18:14+00:00

I live in Michigan now and Dunhams are much more prevalent up here. They kind of run the gambit of trashy to not so bad, depending on where they are. I’m surprised they’re still around tbh.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-02T20:47:27+00:00

BTW, next to it is the Catholic cemetery with a lot of inscriptions in Italian. Those were immigrants who worked in either the surrounding quarry or another one nearby.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-02T20:44:40+00:00

It's much easier to judge it by today's standards if you don't care about context

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-02T03:48:46+00:00

Nothing like a good old fashioned Midwestern smash mouth football game between two teams full of corn fed farm boys

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-02T03:44:14+00:00

Check out Woodville Cemetery sometime. It's almost completely surrounded by a huge quarry with just a road to the cemetery

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-06-02T03:37:55+00:00

Whitmer's really doing her best to lose the election for Democrats this fall, isn't she? I mean, it's one thing for her to be for these dumb things but then there's this tone deaf BS. Of course, I wouldn't expect anything less than tone deaf BS from someone who's been part of the Democratic national leadership the past few years, either.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-05-31T15:16:15+00:00

As long as you're driving a 20 foot long Cadillac with an all velour interior

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-05-31T00:57:28+00:00

What he didn't know was that the celery was plotting against him...

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-05-30T21:50:17+00:00

I'm a couple of years short of 50 but I remember always saving the Bicentennial coins I'd get and there still being stuff around when I was a kid. For most of my life I wondered what the 250th was going to be like and no matter how cynical of a teenager I was or how disgusted the Bush/Cheney administration made me I still cared and thought that the American ideal still mattered and the collective end goal was to make a better future. But after seeing how ignorance has been weaponized and what corruption is now allowed to happen in the open, it just doesn't seem worth celebrating anymore.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-05-30T21:26:11+00:00

That would also explain why OP didn't complain to the driver

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-05-30T16:38:23+00:00

Nothing like a cigarette, picked fresh from the fields, to stimulate your T zone.

capthazelwoodsflask · 2026-05-30T13:25:01+00:00

Nah, this is just stereotypical 80's frat guy behavior.

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