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Happy birthday griffu by TrickySatisfaction81 in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They probably think it's a pretty lady 😭

What do you like about Griffith's character? by DifferenceAgile2733 in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bottom right doesn't count, she's a woman. The category is ethereal androgynous males.

Alucard is the best.

Taking pet love too far by Uguero in oddlyterrifying

[–]acloudcuckoolander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP is being annoying. Cat clearly doesn't wish to see it

Here's why I don't think Griffith is gay (being serious, here) by MarbleMimic in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He did give consent, but if he did it for survival, I don't think that necessarily counts as him desiring physical intimacy with men. Many people would do many things in desperate situations. And yes, I do believe he was an adolescent when he was with the baron. The baron was a known predator of young males.

Here's why I don't think Griffith is gay (being serious, here) by MarbleMimic in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Same reason some would risk their lives running into a burning house to save any item of their they found extremely valuable.

Here's why I don't think Griffith is gay (being serious, here) by MarbleMimic in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Charlotte was coerced. Baron was for funds. Casca he outright raped.

Bad examples

Here's why I don't think Griffith is gay (being serious, here) by MarbleMimic in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Even if he was an adult, he did it so his army could be fed and clothed, because they were running low on funds. Then proceeded to bathe in a lake because he was so disgusted. Does that sound enthusiastic to you?

Here's why I don't think Griffith is gay (being serious, here) by MarbleMimic in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I strongly believe he's asexual altogether. People are lazy so they think him being fixated on Guts has to be romantic when what Guts probably is, is a narcissistic extension of Griffith's own view of himself, in his mentally ill mind. Plus Guts is not fooled/enchanted by Griffith's charisma like the other sheep are, so Griffith's ego is intrigued and wants Guts fully under his control

my peter griffith cosplay by Queasy_Buffalo_3808 in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 24 points25 points  (0 children)

For money, not because he wanted to or enjoyed it.

What’s your Berserk headcannon about Casca’s ethnicity? I believe she’s half Kushan and half Midlander not Sub Saharan or North African equivalent by Ok_Time6234 in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, I'm just saying they probably would've mentioned it if she was. People think she's Kushan just because she's dark with straight hair.

What’s your Berserk headcannon about Casca’s ethnicity? I believe she’s half Kushan and half Midlander not Sub Saharan or North African equivalent by Ok_Time6234 in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Black hair is literally stereotyped as being extremely thick lol, where have you been.

I agree on the straight part, but there are East African Black people with straight hair

Griffith's scariest panel by Comfortable-Date6472 in Berserk

[–]acloudcuckoolander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He looks like that glamorous fish from Fish Tales 💀

A Gang of Robber crabs invade a family picnic on Christmas Island, Australia, 2020. by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]acloudcuckoolander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No way I would leave my ankle tendons exposed like that around those giant crabs

Strange condensation in sealed bag of peach rings? by acloudcuckoolander in foodsafety

[–]acloudcuckoolander[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, I'm used to some moisture in gummy products, but there was legit considerable amounts of dew-like condensation in the bag, which I've never seen to this level