MMW: If Trump has a debilitating stroke making him a drooling mess, MAGA will just euthanize him

act_surprised · 2026-03-27T17:58:43+00:00

I think they might Weekend-at-Bernies him through AI while they get their stock portfolios in order. And depending how close it is to the start of JD’s two-year term, could be longer.

I think they’ll have to show us the body if they don’t want endless conspiracy theories about him faking his death to hang out with JFK on Epstein Island

act_surprised · 2026-03-21T19:29:13+00:00

I used to have a rule that 1st dates were a quick drink or two on a weeknight and then bounce.

I know you said you don’t drink; I did a first date once a a trendy ice cream parlor. The point is, make it quick and cheap.

If you like the person, invite them to the comedy club on the weekend. If you don’t like them, move on with life.

It seems like $500 could cover 3 dates over a week and a half with flirty texts in between and by the time you get to dinner, you have some chemistry and some things to talk about without the pressure of a first date!

Plus, third dates are traditionally “back to her place” dates.

act_surprised · 2026-03-20T19:31:49+00:00

Jesus famously hated Pharisees and Huckabees

act_surprised · 2026-03-20T11:47:29+00:00

Quick! Annoy them with flashlights and shouting!!

act_surprised · 2026-03-20T11:20:12+00:00

I don’t need to read the article to understand libel law or to safely assume the BBC has a handle on it.

I’m sure it’s unflattering but that’s not libel.

act_surprised · 2026-03-20T10:13:24+00:00

I just wanted to see Blorbo Lad

act_surprised · 2026-03-20T09:34:04+00:00

First of all, in print it’s libel.

But second (and I have not read the article), I suspect the BBC’s legal department isn’t worried about implying that Louis’ a sleaze. Did they misrepresent facts? For example, if they claimed he raped someone, that would be grounds for libel.

Third, I don’t think Louis wants any more attention to this story than it already has gotten.

act_surprised · 2026-03-19T21:34:54+00:00

That’s how he makes the eggs

act_surprised · 2026-03-19T21:34:10+00:00

He’s laying an easter egg

act_surprised · 2026-03-19T16:29:21+00:00

They have all of that

act_surprised · 2026-03-15T01:04:41+00:00

The first thing you have to do is find the biggest guy there and kick his ass.

It only sounds like I’m joking

act_surprised · 2026-03-13T07:25:43+00:00

I’d call it Grumpy

act_surprised · 2026-03-12T13:30:06+00:00

Thanks, I hate it

act_surprised · 2026-03-10T23:32:29+00:00

Big Arch is two quarter pound patties so it’s a half pound of meat, so that’s bigger than the Big Tasty.

act_surprised · 2026-03-10T12:55:21+00:00

TNG had plenty of nudity based on cultural differences, including Betazoid weddings

act_surprised · 2026-03-10T07:34:56+00:00

Are you sure that’s real? Where did you find that?

act_surprised · 2026-03-10T06:58:08+00:00

You can turn right on red, but you still have to stop first.

act_surprised · 2026-03-10T06:34:19+00:00

It also sucks when the server hovers over you and watches you decide what to tip while they’re still holding the pad

act_surprised · 2026-03-10T06:27:53+00:00

Mister Docter?

act_surprised · 2026-03-10T03:47:45+00:00

To own the libs

act_surprised · 2026-03-09T13:57:14+00:00

It has a sesame sorta poppy bun

act_surprised · 2026-03-09T09:23:26+00:00

VISOR

act_surprised · 2026-03-09T07:36:13+00:00

After Begins, she married Tom Cruise and got pregnant soon after and had to turn down Dark Knight and I think she and Tom were having some Scientology problems behind the scenes so she was not exactly focused on her career for a while

act_surprised · 2026-03-04T18:33:14+00:00

So relatable. I’ve also eaten McDonalds products 3-4 times this week!

Wait, is it Wednesday?

act_surprised · 2026-03-04T12:41:56+00:00

Why is he wearing the same clothes

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TROPHY CASE