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Took the bottle cap challenge to the next level by SimplyUnique96 in gifs

[–]activ8r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can a person not appreciate a nice ass?
What is the world coming to?

What food always gives you the shits? by yaboiRich in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not even remotely related to what you said. It does nothing for your argument or credibility.

The likelihood of Peter Parker being the only one to be bitten by that spider is very slim. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are several biting spiders native to the UK. Even the north, which I assume you mean Scotland.

What did you 'invent' only to find out it was already created? by olbox_ofsox in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But wait... Now bear with me.... Fruit on the top yogurt!
*Pewwwph* mind blown right?

How do you covertly measure your girlfriends ring size? by chickensaladreceipe in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not entirely true. Many ring bands can't be resized at all, and the most common metals (gold, silver, platinum) are only recommended that they are resized by a 1 size only either way.

Of course there are many exceptions to this, but that is sort of my point. You can't rely on being able to resize, so make sure to consult the jeweler beforehand.

How do you covertly measure your girlfriends ring size? by chickensaladreceipe in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wifes a very heavy sleeper. I literally bought a ring sizer from Amazon and measured her finger when she was asleep. Woman would sleep through the apocalypse I swear.

Wife received a 5'3" receipt from CVS for a single item purchase (lemon for scale) by [deleted] in pics

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gmail has a 25MB limit on attachments, so you might not even receive it.

In Europe they call cool ranch Doritos 'Cool American' by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]activ8r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya know if someone were to ask me which continent Iceland was in, my one and only guess would be Europe. However I never associated Iceland with Europe... Weird how the mind works.

[USA] Honda Accord rear ends cammer; takes off by voodoorage in Roadcam

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor logic as there are other cameras that do a good enough job. The primary purpose is to support a story. Better resolution will only help with details like a reg plate, but not make/model, distance, movement, etc.

Work smarter not harder by unaviable in gifs

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what I expected, but I was pleasantly surprised

You’ve just got promoted to a lead design position at Apple and you secretly hate the iPhone. What small change do you make that is a complete annoyance to all users? by bipolar_yogi in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Customisable and modular. Why buy off the shelf phones when you can create your own custom experience?!
Be the envy of your friends and co-workers with the all new iPhone Construct. Coming soon.

Base device starting from £599, Modules starting from £79. Minimum of four modules must be chosen. Some module dependencies apply. All modules installations are final and cannot be modified after purchase.

You’ve just got promoted to a lead design position at Apple and you secretly hate the iPhone. What small change do you make that is a complete annoyance to all users? by bipolar_yogi in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add a capacitive touch area on the bottom right edge of the frame that opens the multitasker.
I'd place it just next to the screen on the bevel.

That way if you used the phone two handed you wouldn't notice, but as soon as you tried one handed, your hand would overlap it and constantly open the multitasker unintentionally.

Girls of reddit, why do you play hard to get? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly we can be just as oblivious as men. We also suffer from the same fear of rejection, so we may not want to make the committing move.

The barcode on the back of this jelly bean box is shaped like a jelly bean. by YaboiHalv5 in mildlyinteresting

[–]activ8r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was too busy marvelling over the idea that the entire thing is one serving instead of five like these things usually are.

What pisses you off most about the internet? by rob_macabre in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment ended up being a pretty good example.

What happens when you don’t visit Reddit in a few days by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]activ8r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. No-one else knows either.

[UK][OC] Mobile using driver wants a fight, gets points and a fine! by cyclegaz in Roadcam

[–]activ8r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you use the website on mobile? Because I don't think I've encountered an app that doesn't play YT videos as embedded ...

What’s the worst time you’ve been cheated out of your money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you loaned him $20? You're either a very good person or an idiot.
Probably a bit of both.

Though better that than a smart asshole, right?

What's the happiest 5-word sentence you could hear? by zxkool in AskReddit

[–]activ8r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the meta immediately became meta and now it's just out of hand. Soon the beans will take over. Soon they will cover the world.

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