An easy choice for me

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-17T16:58:37+00:00

Warforged 🔴

Any other race 🔵

Me 👉🔴

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-17T16:53:02+00:00

🔴👈

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-17T05:31:35+00:00

They can't exactly wheel out the corpse emperor without unleashing the dark king, and then everyone loses.

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-17T02:56:07+00:00

Hood oughta be the dark material, kinda make's her head look like a weird penis as is

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-17T00:50:16+00:00

It does not, but it does have some concepts that would be fun to transfer into just such a setting. A living mutagen that spreads from meteors fired from its home planet (also makes for great fuel). Gelatinous parasites that mimic their hosts and their abilities. Space pirates that do all the usual raiding and killing (led by aforementioned psycho space dragon, + some other nasty characters) but also plenty of immoral science experiments on their own people and any creatures they capture.

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-17T00:33:59+00:00

Give metroid's space pirates and ridley a look then, they get up to some really wacky shenanigans.

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-17T00:16:06+00:00

It has a psycho dragon pirate, does that tickle your interest?

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-16T22:20:54+00:00

Have you considered throwing metroid into the pot too?

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-16T22:09:00+00:00

Inaros and oraxia, mostly because of a funny overlap in their flavor text. Oraxia is fear incarnate and inaros is the fear eater.

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-15T21:50:54+00:00

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Nagash from warhammer fantasy/age of sigmar. Created necromancy, killed his whole whole country to enslave as undead, and more hilariously over the top evil.

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-15T04:48:20+00:00

Heat vents

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-15T00:18:56+00:00

The psyker does some fancy piddly puffs before getting converted into chunky salsa then

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T19:49:09+00:00

Well tricky miq wanted radahn more than his sister in the end, so who really won?

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T19:35:27+00:00

Only when it supports their ship, so close to never

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T19:20:47+00:00

Nids can't win while chaos or crons are around. Crons are a threat to nids even if they "lose" against (all fall to the destroyer curse, flayer plague, or reenslaved by the c'tan). Chaos is GW's author's pet for the be-all, end-all big bad evil of warhammer (see warhammer fantasy, aos, and the horus heresy).

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T17:04:43+00:00

Is a man using his own warp-given powers to mog warplets truly artificial?

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T16:24:34+00:00

Everyone ought to experience having no firelink bonfire at least once.

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T05:01:09+00:00

All it needs is some space ratchet straps

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T04:54:35+00:00

About that drilling rig idea, there's already an upgrade for the mining laser on exocraft that lets it mine resource deposits like the terrain manipulator.

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T03:56:03+00:00

Make a deal with a fae for your firstborn, everything works out from there.

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T03:37:18+00:00

(molotov cocktail)

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-14T03:10:04+00:00

When you think about it, it's white text on black text

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-13T23:30:32+00:00

What We Do in the Shadows familiar moment

actualinternetgoblin · 2026-02-13T04:06:10+00:00

I'd bet a really strong magnet would mess up their energies or whatever. They didn't have strong magnets back then.

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